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OccamsRazorBurn

24 Ellijay, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like classic rock, classic cars, video games, and nostalgia. I am chill; living an over-scheduled and stressful life is bogus. I don't regularly use the word "bogus". The Dude, Baloo, and Oddball are my heroes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I design, host, and support websites, mostly for local businesses. I have been an award-winning filmmaker, a computer technician, and something called a conversion architect before I ditched marketing jargon.

I think it would kick butt to be multilingual, so I'm beginning to learn Spanish and Japanese simultaneously. This may be overly ambitious, but that didn't stop Custer!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing hair ties.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long, wavy, luscious, poofy hair. This stuff has a mind and a life of its own. Old people tend to ask me "What's up with this?" while gesturing to the top of their head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't understand people who haven't seen Star Wars. Doesn't it get beamed into your brain as soon as you're old enough to comprehend movies? I'm known to quote Jurassic Park incessantly. I like off-kilter movies like Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and The Fifth Element.

I like a lot of Michael Crichton's books ("Sphere" was a real page turner for me), Tom Clancy's "Rainbow Six", Stephen Hunter's "Point of Impact". I could never get into Tolkien even though I practically turned a friend of mine into a die-hard fanatic. I'm a sporadic reader, so I like things that grab me and suck me in to find out what happens next. I believe this makes me delightfully unrefined.

The "current" shows I watch are Supernatural, Arrow, and The Flash. I've been on a mission lately to watch a buttload of anime that I've missed out on for never being a big anime consumer. Currently on Sword Art Online II, but the gems of this journey have been Psycho-Pass and Kill la Kill.

Dire Straits is the best band in the universe. This is one of the few such claims I will make with absolute confidence. If I had to pick one band to listen to for the rest of my life, that's it, but I would miss the likes of Elton John, Tom Petty, Journey, Brandi Carlile, Will Hoge... and a whole mess of others. If I had to pick one album for the rest of my life, I would gather freedom fighters to start the resistance, because screw that.

Hey, can I put video games in here? Metal Gear is about the only franchise that I'll really geek out about these days. I freaking love Metal Gear.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cartoons and cereal.

Wait, I need four more? As you wish.

Glasses, progress, big words, and the Oxford comma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies, music, government/anarchism, puppies, and the fact that OkCupid seems to have gotten rid of the "the most private thing I'm willing to admit" field, which I never had a good answer to anyway. What kind of thing are you supposed to put there? A greater-than-average number of nipples? A bowel movement so grandiose that you marked it on a calendar to never forget? How many bench warrants you're avoiding?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Movies, swing dancing, getting yelled at by drunk old women who think I'm too old to play on the empty playground at midnight. Lady, you're doing drunk wrong.
You should message me if
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... you can get the park back online without Dennis Nedry.
... you roll on shabbos.
... you know kung fu.
... you figure if you're going to make a time machine, you might as well do it with some style!