Welcome to my drivelly profile that's full of twists and turns and
is highly appealing. It is not full of garbage jokes that will
leave you in pain, it merely seems that way. So a normal bipedal
male seeks compadre for grand friendship based around attendance of
events like music, comedy and possibly miniature golf. In fact
definitely miniature golf. As the Earth moves into a better solar
position to lengthen days, I do not wish to spend all of them
confined to my house because all my selfish friends went and got
married and started families.
This friendship will be based on humourous observations and the
consumption of tasty food and intoxicating libations (that's
alcohol, I wanted to jazz it up as it's not all about drinking).
Zombie and VW camper van appreciation are encouraged but not
essential. Basically have a read through, see if you have the space
or the charity in our life for a guy with one coat and we'll get
the ball rolling without actually having to physically roll balls.
Except for those miniature golf balls via the medium of putters.
What I’m doing with my life
At this exact moment, filling this in. In the near future, having a
brew and making some food. I'm also obviously trying to enjoy it
but keep making the worst decisions that aren't helping. This
surprises me because i'm actually very good in a crisis or with
other peoples issues. However I must be making some right decisions
because now I own a diesel Skoda, mmmm fuel economy, low insurance
groups and erm wheels. Plus my ticket purchases for gigs has never
led me to a bum duffer of a show.
I’m really good at
Procrastination, smashing my head off overhanging objects,
offending people when I don't mean to, cleaning a bathroom,
forgetting birthdays, remembering everything that is of no use to
man nor beast and of course losing interest in filling out
The first things people usually notice about me
My appearance. I'm sure it's what most people see first, well
except the blind. That joke would probably fall into the offending
people category from above but you've probably already stopped
reading. So for the sake of improving my typing speed I shall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books wise I prefer dystopian or post apocalyptic stuff, anything
that gets the old noodle working or just some plain old humourous
stuff. Bill Bryson comes to mind in that respect because it ties in
with my love of the outdoors.
Music wise i'm in the rock and indie camp though every once in a
while something will pop along outside those genres that will pique
my interest. I'm not talking about Rebecca Black either.
Movies and comedy I'll throw in together because I have such an
interest in them. My tastes are to broad to go into much depth
because no ones reading this and what's that behind you?
The six things I could never do without
I wonder how many people think they are being original by putting
oxygen, food, water etc.
4. Self deprecating humour
5. Spell checking the word deprecating
6. My sweet ass maths skills.
7. My bean bag seat called Bertha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people decide to make all their decisions or engage in
conversations while at the end on an aisle in the supermarket. Why
people walk three abreast along high streets preventing anyone
getting by. I do have much deeper thoughts but if I've been able to
help people rethink their supermarket strategies then typing this
profile out has been worth it. Actually, it really hasn't.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having drinks spilt on me in a busy bar, attending some form of
comedy or music event, spending time with friends, basically doing
all the stuff everyone else is doing. Well not what Kim Jong-un is
doing, I never want to be shown around that many missile silos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've already admitted I drive a Skoda, what does this site want?
It's already stripped me of my dignity, it can keep it's hands off
my soul. That may or may not refer to my funk.
You should message me if
You want your family back. I really hope that comes across as
jovial via text and you've not just had your family abducted. If
you have I want non sequential unmarked notes.