Welcome to my drivelly profile that's full of twists and turns and is highly appealing. It is not full of garbage jokes that will leave you in pain, it merely seems that way. So a normal bipedal male seeks compadre for grand friendship based around attendance of events like music, comedy and possibly miniature golf. In fact definitely miniature golf. As the Earth moves into a better solar position to lengthen days, I do not wish to spend all of them confined to my house because all my selfish friends went and got married and started families.
This friendship will be based on humourous observations and the consumption of tasty food and intoxicating libations (that's alcohol, I wanted to jazz it up as it's not all about drinking). Zombie and VW camper van appreciation are encouraged but not essential. Basically have a read through, see if you have the space or the charity in our life for a guy with one coat and we'll get the ball rolling without actually having to physically roll balls. Except for those miniature golf balls via the medium of putters.