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OcchamRazor

32 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My friends would describe me as a deep thinker.. my enemies, a sarcastic cynic. I'm most at home in conversation when I'm playing Devil's advocate. I firmly believe that the person I am is largely defined by the interactions I have with others. Different people being out different sides of my personality, and I take my cues from my partner.

I'm looking for the Columbia to my Eddie.

When I grow up, I want to be Anthony Bourdain.

To be continued...over email or coffee.
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to Austin in 2011 for a job offer. I knew nothing of Texas, but now I can't imagine living any other place in this whole, Red state. I quickly tired of 6th street (unless it's with a group and some vague purpose). My work happens in East Austin, but my life happens in South Austin. Find me on Tuesday nights sipping a pint at Bakerstreet, or catching a movie at the Alamo on Slaughter. For my first year, I was just a drudge. I worked, then I went home. I've since made some friends and have tried to embrace the city and it's quirky charm.

I completed a masters degree in 2008, and I'm not working in my field. This bothered me for a long time, but I've recently started to enjoy my government job. I've trained several people, and my superiors have started talking about me moving up. There is a distinct possibility that I'll have a career on my hands at some point, yikes! Then again, I AM over 30, so it seems almost par for the course.

I've tried the friends with benefits thing, and I've been perplexed by the polyamory thing(s). I think I'm at a point where I'm interested in dating someone I'm compatible with and who I genuinely like. It may sounds obvious, but it took me too long to realize this simple fact. If we liked each other, my ideal situation would be an exclusive, monogamous relationship. I'm ready to consider settling down, if we achieved some level of stability.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, leather-working, painting, trying to be eco-friendly, utilizing my green opposable thumbs in my patio garden.
The first things people usually notice about me
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In shorts: my many leg tattoos

At work: my command presence
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anne Rice, Kurt Vonnegut, Stephen King, Terry Pratchett

Movies: Too many to name them all. I'm a huge fan of everything Quentin Tarantino and Kevin Smith have done.

Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Life Aquatic (anything by Wes Anderson), Shaun of the Dead, Ravenous. I love horror, especially cheesy horror. I'm also a fan of raunchy comedies like Knocked Up and Superbad.

Shows: Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Discovery Channel documentaries. Mad Men (it's one of those shows I'm not sure I love or hate). Walking dead, 30 Rock, Always Sunny.

Music: Traditional Irish music, Grunge bands from my youth...

Special mention: Pogues, Dubliners, Nirvana, The Beatles, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, and Alanis Morissette (Jagged Little Pill particularly). More recent bands/singers include Rilo Kiley, and Death Cab for Cutie.

I cook a lot, so my favorite foods are difficult recipes that I'm trying out for the first time
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kitchen (fully stocked)
My cat
An internet connection
Art projects
My notepad
Tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The zombie apocalypse...

A favorite movie quote: Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, "You're crooked. You've always been crooked and you'll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!" said the straight tree. He said, "I'm tall and I'm straight." And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, "Cut all the straight trees." And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange. -"Wristcutters: A Love Story"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical Friday nights do not exist for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hmm..my guilty pleasures include shows about "Ancient Aliens" and conspiracy theories. I don't buy into most of it, but it's like junk-food tv for an anthropology nerd.
You should message me if
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...you have a zombie survival strategy you'd like to discuss.

...you like guys with shaved heads and beards.

...you are open to using this dating site for possible dating.