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29 Federal Way, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 20
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a pretty laid back guy looking for someone to have fun with. I don't get angry easily, I'm not the jealous type, I get along with everybody, and I've been told I'm not as socially awkward as I seem online (though I'm still not sure that's a compliment). I have occasional road rage, a love for being out on the water in any kind of boat, and have lived in Federal Way for a long time, and am probably leaving soon. I love to read, relax with some TV, and play video games, but I also love being on the water, sailing or kayaking or canoeing or motorboating or really anything, honestly, on the water, or in it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After the navy I'm going to college, I'll be transferring to the University of Washington this coming fall to get a degree in accounting. Not the most exciting thing in the world, but it'll pay the bills!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding the funny in awkward situations. Winning at Texas Hold 'Em. Pretty much anything to do with computers or the internet, or technology in general. Fixing things. Reading. Being the mediator in a fight between friends. Making chocolate chip cookie dough (but not actually baking it..). Ping Pong, pickleball, tennis, and most other paddle sports.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Actually I'm not really sure. I'm short and funny, I think those are probably the first things..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Wheel of Time, Codex Alera, Dresden Files, anything by Christopher Moore, Tom Clancy books, Brent Weeks
Movies: Forrest Gump, 50/50, pretty much anything comedy, action movies .. yeah long list. Star Wars gets its own special place here
Shows: Dexter, Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Psych, Elementary, Two and a Half Men, Tosh.0, Colbert Report, The Daily Show
Music: Like a lot of music, but favorites include Blink 182, Weezer, Sum 41, The Used, anything rock or punk rock, even some rap and country
Food: Steak. I love steak. And salmon, shrimp, Italian food in general. I'm not picky but I hate sushi (I've tried it 5 times, I think that's enough, so no I won't try your favorite sushi restaurant because I've never had THIS kind of sushi. Sushi snobs!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, the ocean, the mountains, books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
School, family stuff, relationships, philosophy, religion, politics, the places I still haven't seen, my next adventure
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out with friends, or playing poker, or drinking at a bar playing pool, or staying home with a good book or movie, there really is no "typical" Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified of super heated steam. Yeah, there's a story behind that.
You should message me if
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-you're reading my profile because I sent you a message first
-you think we'd hit it off