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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 16
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I am a strange chemistry of things. My attempts at humor tend to be of the dry or sarcastic kind. People usually think I am serious when I am not. I can tell that doesn't go over very well in sensitive Seattle, but hey, this cat can't change his stripes. I like having boundaries, and clear-cut answers. Surprisingly, many of my friends are more laid back and nebulous so I am assuming I am adaptable. I work very hard and strive to be creative and imaginative in my self-expression.
What I’m doing with my life
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I keep myself busy as an editor (8-5 job) but I also do freelance writing for a political magazine out of D.C., web design for a few different non-profits, and drawing images from my dreams in my spare time. I don't travel as much as I would like to, but hopefully I will meet someone willing to take 1 or 2 nice trips a year with me. I went to Spain in 2012 and it completely rocked my socks off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In no particular order:
1. Illustration.
2. Writing.
3. Being blunt about what I like and don't like.
4. Sarcasm.
5. Prank phone calls. Although with the advent of caller ID, they can only be done from payphones now.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have an odd sense of humor, but I am very honest. Perhaps to a fault.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am currently reading a book called "Outliers" which basically says some people are destined for success while others are destined to live in a trash heap.

For movies, my two favorites are "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "The Hunt for Red October" with the "Dark Crystal" a close 3rd. I don't watch much TV.

Music, I like almost everything except country but even then, there are a few songs I dig.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends
2. Honey mustard salad dressing
3. Family (some of them)
4. Kittens in baskets woven from natural fiber
5. Mental entertainment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, and where I want to travel next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably too tired from work to go out. I am better on Saturdays when I have had time to sleep in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm at a loss here. I really don't broadcast my flaws, but I also don't have one of those "Flowers In the Attic"-type stories either. You can ask me whatever, I will answer your question OR I will slap you in the face with a glove and challenge you to a duel at 50 paces.

That's how this sombitch rolls.
You should message me if
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