Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy kayaking when the weather is good, target shooting, zoo
trips, the beach, reading & learning things, etc.
Huge history buff. immensely moral character.
So what I'm ideally looking for here is a hot woman who likes
westerns, comedy & is desperately in love with me but hates
most everyone else. Is that too much to ask for? LOL
Seriously, I want a real relationship. If sex was all I wanted, I'd
get a hooker with less trouble.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have performed stand-up comedy as an amateur several times, it's
a nice hobby.
I am currently dreaming of conquering Cyprus..... LOL
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making others feel good is a ability I like about myself. :)
Being able to function without others. I can change my own flat
tire, package an item for shipping, clean fish, endure discomfort
& make do with less.
Being friendly, writing poetry & stories. Not as depressing as
Cormac Mcarthy, but somewhat deep though. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say I have an energy, a force of happiness & cheer that
just moves people to be happy. I am very pleasant to be around
& work with.
I am very mature & that is definatey noticable. I tend to joke
I'm a reincarnated old soul.
I tend to dress sharp, I actally wear button up dress shirts more
than T-shirts actually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Gabriel Allon/Mitch Rapp/Jack Reacher series's in books
with a noticable mention to anything by Agatha Christie &
Movies: I dislike horror films where all they do is try to gross
you out with gore, but I do enjoy a good suspense film like "LA
Confidential" or "Collateral". I love westerns also.
Shows: Deadwood, The Drew carey show, Justified, Jericho, Firefly,
Music: Most anything except heavy metal/rap. I particularly enjoy
Frank Sinatra/Billie Holliday type music but also enjoy Kesha/Pink,
Toby Kieth & Tom T. Hall, Johnny Cash. Much much more
Food: I cook a great grilled chicken, but enjoy a nice steak too.
My favorite dinner out is either Texas Roadhouse or a little
seafood joint I know. I am kind of a selective eater though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm tempted to put "air" as #1, but I'm going to try to be serious
4. My car.
5. Family. I have been blessed with a good one & I am happy
with them most of the time. :)
6. Animals. I love them. The zoo is one of the few places I never
get tired of going.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World events: I like trying to figure out what happens next but I
can tell you right now that I haven't got a clue what's going to
happen here with the economy. :/ Well I do, but it's too depressing
to think about. ;)
Plotting trips to different places. Maybe I can tell you which
Trying to figure out how they send me these "quiver matches" with
dopes I have nothing in common with & it is so blatantly
I mean I clearly state I don't want a drug user & then poof
they show up. BAH!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at work, or at home reading/spending time with my family
watching a movie after dinner.
I am not a big club person. I hate bars/loud music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm somewhat shallow about piercings. I hate them, especially
I have a fantastic imagination.... my mind is a mixture of Willy
Wonka and Richard the Lionheart... lol
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like honest, straightforward guys who are caring, not drug
addicts & that you can take home to your parents..
If you aren't an Obama fan.
If you want someone who is responsible, can cary on a conversation
& want to be made to feel sexy/desired.
If you like to talk. I hate being the only one talking.
Don't message me if your idea of love is anything like what you'd
see in "twilight" or "friends". Your idea of love doesn't exist
& never did. Real love is more like a warm familiar blanket
feeling than fireworks everyday of your life.
Now John & Abigail Adams, they had a real love story....
And you should message me if you think all these weddings costing
tens of thousands of dollars are obscene wastes.... :P
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