And now the part where I wax lyrical about my accomplishments: I play classical piano and love a good book, although I'll happily read the back of a cereal box if nothing else is available. I'm equally comfortable at the opera and camping in the outback, but I believe that any situation could be improved with a good glass of red. I adore Bikram yoga and running, but I'm also really, really lazy and kind of bad at them. And I don't want to boast or anything... but I've finished every single level of The Impossible Game.
I like tea better than coffee, sour better than sweet, and chocolate better than anything. I don't do open relationships. People keep giving me unicorns and I don't know why.