Like, really, REALLY, long walks. The kind you need to pack sandwiches for.
I like candle lit dinners. Especially when it involves squinting romantically at each other as we poke awkwardly at our food and try not to chew too loudly.
My hobbies include squid wrestling, goat herding and wheelchair water polo.
My favourite colour is grape.
My favourite food is beer foam.
I like creating fanciful creatures, eloquating elaborate poems, and manipulating musical melodies like a maestro.
I spend my evenings as a costumed vigilante that brings criminals to justice. From forcefully collecting late library fees to helping kids say no to drugs, I clean up these dirty, dirty streets.
On icy days I salt them, too.
'Cause I'm that awesome of a citizen.
I seek a single female companion that is ready to go on epic escapades and dangerously daring adventures. She must be willing to travel to exotic locations, operate complex machinery, and have a black belt in three separate martial art disciplines.
Or just want to hold hands, that totally works too.
Must have the confidence and charm to outwit any adversary we encounter.
A sense of humor is a huge plus.
Must have own insurance policy.