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23 M Edmonton, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:47pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Buddhism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly), Lithuanian (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I like long walks on the beach.
Like, really, REALLY, long walks. The kind you need to pack sandwiches for.
I like candle lit dinners. Especially when it involves squinting romantically at each other as we poke awkwardly at our food and try not to chew too loudly.
My hobbies include squid wrestling, goat herding and wheelchair water polo.
My favourite colour is grape.
My favourite food is beer foam.

I have one goatee, two tattoos, and a three legged cat. Her nickname is Tripod.

I like creating fanciful creatures, eloquating elaborate poems, and manipulating musical melodies like a maestro.

I spend my evenings as a costumed vigilante that brings criminals to justice. From forcefully collecting late library fees to helping kids say no to drugs, I clean up these dirty, dirty streets.
On icy days I salt them, too.
'Cause I'm that awesome of a citizen.

I seek a single female companion that is ready to go on epic escapades and dangerously daring adventures. She must be willing to travel to exotic locations, operate complex machinery, and have a black belt in three separate martial art disciplines.
Or just want to hold hands, that totally works too.
Must have the confidence and charm to outwit any adversary we encounter.
A sense of humor is a huge plus.
Must have own insurance policy.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out the secrets of cloning, 'cause there's not enough of me to go around.

Alright, I'll put my serious face on for a moment.

I work at a hotel, and I'm currently in University getting some electives out of the way. I'm going into the social work program next year, and would one day like to specialize in children with cancer. I may or may not have kicked cancer's ass when I was a kid myself.
I love to draw odd creatures, I've been cartooning since I was a child, and in my down time I juggle or play my ukulele. Sometimes both at the same time.
I write a lot of stuff and things, from poems to short stories to songs to whatever else pops into my head, as my imagination is always rocketing at warp speed, and I still can't find the off switch.
I'm looking for a lovely lady that I can have a mature and meaningful relationship with who is willing to be my partner in crime, whose hand is intertwined in mine while we take on the world together.
I’m really good at
Being awesome
Being amazing
Being both awesome and amazing at the same time
Blaming society
Swing dancing
Writing lists about things I'm really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My dashing wit, infectious charm, and dazzling smile.
My smoothly soothing voice that puts crying babies to sleep and inspires hope in the hearts of the downtrodden.
My powerfully charismatic presence that is the envy of gods and the inspiration for epic ballads and holy scriptures.
And last of all, my uncompromising modesty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Calvin & Hobbes, Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood, Neil Gaiman, Moonwalking with Einstein: the art and science of remembering everything, all kinds of graphic novels, Reddit, the Farmer's Almanac, the ingredient lists of all the food in my house, Malcolm Gladwell, Mark Epstein

Favourite food and band:

Trans-hop trip-pop ska didgeridoo-wop, Caravan Palace, the general genre of Electro-Swing, anything that's boppy/swingy/melodic/alternative, Against Me!, Caro Emerald, Regina Spektor, Frank Turner, Chinese Man, Metric, Postal Service, Said the Whale, my roommate singing in the shower, Mother Mother, The Lumineers

Dr. Who, Community, that one channel I don't get so it's just a blank screen, Maury, The Soup, Red Dwarf, Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Raising Hope, Archer, Breaking Bad

Documentaries on belly button lint, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, that one movie about that guy from that place that did the thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about things I thought that I thunk, about life and the like and other junk.

Sociology, ideologies, terminology and soliloquies.

Mind bogglingly elaborate plots of stories that will never get written.

Music theory.

Internal debates on various contentious social issues.

Life, the universe, and everything.

On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing it was tomorrow, but glad that it's not yesterday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I made a fake female account to see what the competition was like.
I honestly don't know how you ladies put up with it, and I now totally understand all those disclaimers I see in profiles stating "Don't message me if you're creepy or just saying hi." I swear I've gotten more visits and messages in three days on the fake profile than I have in three months on this one.
Allow me to apologize now on the behalf of all males, and reassure you that we're not all sex crazed horn dogs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have the chutzpah to message me first. I've initiated many a conversation during my time on here, but there is nothing more attractive than a lady that can get the conversational ball rolling.

Or if you just like my hat, want to chat, you have cats or something neat like that.