Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a crazy
. I love
. I have starred in many films
including Die Hard, Garfield and Crank. In Die Hard I played the
role of a man whom was brutally abused in the corner in Die Hard
and I was gunned down by Uzis in 3 different scenes in Crank.
I am also the only survivor of the 1995 zombie attack
in my hometown ( Well there was
one other survivor but I shot him wih my shotgun and ate him so I
could receive the fame for being the only survivor
of this zombie attack.)....But
now I could be wanted for murder
!!. It was incredible ( as well as
terrifying). I fought off hundreds of zombies for 3 days with only
However the fight left me with a horrific mutation
on my arm
and face. This mutation turned me into a
cartoon looking colour ( see my photo) which has created a hardship
my pursuit for
acting greatness. Also, this is what most doctors think created my
I am Mad, Vengeful, and Angry
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nothing much. As a poor actor who only seems to be an extra in
films where I am beaten, tortured or killed I don't have any money.
I am a bum who goes from bench to bench but I do know a very
romantic spot just above the alley I used to live in. It is a very
unique spot and if you can get over the smell and rough area you
might learn to love this romantic enclosure.
I dream of one day moving up in the world and packing my bags and
moving across town to the alley behind tesco which has a constant
supply of food in the bins in the alley. These bins are constantly
filled and will supply me with enough food to have a feast every
.....But then again this is only a dream and in reality I know it
will never happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing but playing the victim in films. Surviving Zombie attacks
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bald head, my depressed attitude and the disgusting stink which
surrounds me, my cartoon looking skin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The ones I've appeared in. I hate Zombie films as it brings back
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bench, the soup kitchen, my agent, shoes, the internet cafe I'm
in now and my romantic spot above the dark alley.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether I will ever become a better actor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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