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OddestOfTheOdd

25 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I make art. I paint. I draw. I illustrate. I tattoo.
I have a sardonic sense of humor and an acerbic tongue.
I am a fountain of random facts and useless knowledge.
I love mythology, folklore, and fairytales.
I began every sentence with "I".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Literally this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g_EheqtAOw&t=0m56s

Art school grad with a BFA in Illustration.
Permanently scarring people as a tattoo apprentice artist.
Here and there I'll illustrate a book cover to keep a roof over my head.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ahh, the boasting section.

Getting better at tattooing. IG

Drawing shit. You can check out some of my doodles here.

I'm also quite adept at procrastinating, crafting, procraftinating, terrible puns, telling stories, and saying really inappropriate things at really inopportune times whilst not giving a shit about who it might offend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My thick ass eyebrows, piercing gaze, and how politically incorrect I am.

Stretched lobes, currently 3/4"

When I'm at my tattoo shop it's usually the (current) lack of visible tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Anything by H.P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, and Edgar Allen Poe
Hemlock Grove (I illustrated the cover, so there might be a slight bias here)
The Iliad
The Odyssey
Lord Of The Rings

Comics
Hellboy
The Goon
Criminal
Incognito
100 Bullets
Transmetropolitan
Sandman
Watchmen
Berserk
Scott Pilgrim VS The World

Movies
Troy
Clerks
Beowulf
Evil Dead
Zoolander
Trollhunter
Wishmaster
Art School Confidential
Lord of the Rings trilogy
any and all Monty Python
James and the Giant Peach
Anchorman (don't judge me)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (it sparked my interest in art as a child)

Shows
Rome
Louie
Archer
Skins (UK)
The Tudors
South Park
Bob's Burgers
Breaking Bad
Ren & Stimpy
Metalocalypse
Sons of Anarchy
Game of Thrones
Arrested Development
Jersey Shore (I view it as a wildlife documentary)

Music
Metal. And lots of it. Folk metal, viking metal, pirate metal, power metal, black metal, death metal, thrash metal, etc.
I also love classical, opera, classic rock, nerdcore, and hip-hop. There's a handful of country songs that I can stomach, but only a handful.

Food
meat, pasta, hot sauce, chocolate, hummus, a myriad of cheeses, mangos, granola, beer (imperial porters and stouts being my favorite styles)
I'm willing to try the meat of virtually any mammal.
I don't really do seafood or vegetables. I'm aware of how detrimental to my health this is.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art
graphite
a Wacom tablet
the current Adobe Creative Suite
my left hand
stardust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Determinism
Starting my sleeves
Where tattooing will take me
How the hell am I going to meet all of these damn deadlines
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely I'm sequestered away in my cave, arting like some sort of social pariah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...could cause a universal paradox that would end existence as we know it.

A good chunk of my vocabulary comes from playing Magic: the Gathering. One of my life goals is to illustrate a card or two for that game.

Gene Belcher is my spirit animal.

When I'm walking the streets at night, I enjoy looking into lit up apartment windows, especially in fancy schmancy neighborhoods.

And like most artists, I'm utter shit at sports.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to be drawn like one of my French girls.

You consider yourself to be intelligent (and so do your peers), enjoy foul humor, are capable of deep conversation, love the visual arts, would like to accompany me to gallery openings to eves-drop on confused patrons, and can tolerate listening to (or better yet enjoy) heavy metal. That about sums it up.

Also, I've never been to an opera before and have been dying to go see The Ring of the Nibelungs at the Metropolitan Opera, but holy shit is it expensive.

I'm kind of a grammar nazi. If you're going to message me, please show some courtesy and use proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc.

Do not message me if:
YOUR CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN
yOu TyPe LyKe Di$
You like Kinkade or Kostabi
You find museums/galleries uninteresting/boring
You think you're a special snowflake because you play videogames