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Rolanddddd

31 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Reflecting on the self, where to begin? My name is Roland, pretty tall, ethnically Mexican and Anglo(White is a shitty ethnic identifier). All I want out of life is a pretty wifey who will go buy comic books and paint with me. I'm a substitute teacher, aka Mr. Awesome. I also have a k-6 teaching credential but I'm going back to school for a master degree in digital art.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that enough?

Much more. Baste me like a chicken.Oh, yes. Pour it all over me, you little bronze bitchlet

Yeah, okay. You got the whole thing on you now.

Marvelous, I love it.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1045778/
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mhttp://youtu.be/V2XGp5ix8HEusic:
Misfits
Black Flag
AFI
Type O Negative
Cat Power
Santigold
Dead Milkmen
Andrew Jackson Jihad/Ghost Mice
ELO
Iron and Wine
My Morning Jacket
Styx
Portugal the Man
Foreigner
Gary Newman
The Stooges
Justice
Daft Punk
Iron Maiden
Radiohead Head
White Zombie
Andrew W.K.
Agnostic Front
Marilyn Manson
Nine Inch Nails
Crystal Castles
Ghostland Observatory
Tenacious D
MGMT
Bloodhound Gang
Pantera
Metalica
Cradle of Filth
Megadeth
Gwar
Nirvana
NOFX
The Velvet Underground
Smashing Pumpkins
Hole
David Bowie
Portishead
Simon and Garfunkel
Lou Reed
Led Zeplin
M.F. Doom
M.C. Chris
Dead Man's Bones
Violent Femes
Flaming Lips
Butthole Suffers
Fear Factory
Weird Al
Aphex Twins
Depech Mode
The Smiths
The Unseen
Helmet
Blur
Garbage
Gorillaz
Massive Attack
DJ Shadow
Owl City
Charo
Dolly Parton
The Pixies
Moldy Peaches
Yea Yeah Yeahs
Muse
Korn
Dinosaur jr.
Sepultura
Night Wish
P.J. Harvey
The Cure
Grand Daddy
Death Cab for Cutie
Arcade Fire
Neutral Milk Hotel
Washed Out
The Pillows
Japan
The Teenagers
Simian
Ramstein
Eifel 65
Oingo Boingo
CSS
Ratatat
Grimes
Bjork
Dethklok
The xx
The Knife
Hot Chip
The Human League
Tears for Fears
Dead Mau5
Neon Indian
Bauhaus
Passion Pit
At the Drive-in
Sparta
The Mars Volta
Skrillex
Nuclear Rabbit
Green Jelly
Dog Fashion Disco
Mr. Bungle
Strapping Young Lad
Storm Troopers of Death
King Diamond
Diamond Head

Authors:
Neil Gaiman
Haruki Murakami
Stephen King
Herman Hesse
Franz Kafka
Chuck Palahniuk

Movies:
Weird Science, The Breakfast Club, The Terminator, Avatar, Conan the Barbarian
2001 A Space Odyssey, Lolita, The Shining/Stanley Kubrik, Prometheus, Legend, Blade Runner, Alien, Rushmore, Moonrise Kingdom, Life Aquatic, Lost in Translation, Child's Play, Pet Cemetery, Halloween, The Omen, Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist, Anti Christ, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Evil Dead 2, Dead Alive, Night of the Living Dead, Wedding Singer, Saving Silverman, Step Brothers, Boogie Nights, Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie, Children of Men, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, John Dies at the End, Fatso, Boys on the Run, Unbreakable, Back to the Future, Godzilla, Howl's Moving Castle, My Neighbor Totoro, Princess Mononoke, Ghost in the Shell, District 9, Re-Animator, Ground Hog Day, Drunken Master, Juno, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Superbad, Pineapple Express, This is the End, Thor, 21 Jump Street, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Mallrats, Clerks, The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China, Death Proof, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, No Country for Old Men, There Will be Blood, Wolf of Wall Street

Anime:
Ninja Scroll
Full Metal Alchemist
Vampire Hunter D
Akira
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai X
Neon Genesis Evangelion

Adult Cartoons:
Archer
Sealab 2021
Venture Bros.
Squidbilies
South Park
Simpsons
Rick and Morty http://youtu.be/3VEyVamLjYY

Sitcoms/T.V.
Game of Thrones
Married With Children
Arrested Development
Star Trek TNG
Broad City
Workaholics
Game of Thrones... again
Battle Star Galactica
Portlandia
X-Files

Cartoons:
Adventure Time
Regular Show
Sanjay and Craig
Amazing World of Gumball
Samurai Jack

Internet Videos:
http://youtu.be/V2XGp5ix8HE

Videogames: I sold my retro games so if you want to play Mario you'll have to supply the cart and console

Super Mario bros. NES, SNES, N64
Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
Final Fantasy 7, 10, 12, 14
Street Fighter
Metal Gear Solid
Castlevania
Ninja Gaiden

Food:
Sushi>Beef>pizza
Old school soda
Organic stuff from the hippy store
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
*When I was a boy I once buried a dog in a human graveyard, I always wondered if he would come back to life with the powers of a regular human.

*fictional stuff
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating
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