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31 M Gaithersburg, MD

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Last Online
Today – 2:37pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an easy going guy with a heavy inclination towards the sciences (primarily physics) and literature (primarily everything). Friends tell me that I have an odd sense of humor, and they are not wrong; I have great appreciation for absurdity in mundane situations, and take every opportunity to point them out (sometimes to random passers-by).

People absolutely fascinate me, and I enjoy exchanging ideas and perspectives with everyone I meet. If I've had any amount of alcohol, people sitting adjacent to me may find themselves in the middle of an unexpected conversation about the history of the Roman Empire or recent developments in ophthalmology (possibly delivered with a mysterious Irish brogue that crops up out of nowhere...)
What I’m doing with my life
I have an awesome position editing and coordinating publications for two scientific/medical journals in Rockville, which perfectly bridges my interests in writing/editing and the sciences.

In my off hours, I read up on a wide variety of subjects, work out, and hang out with my (equally nerdy and eclectic) circle of friends. I moved to Gaithersburg about three months ago, but I'm still out exploring the DC-Metro area; if you have any favorite hang-out spots, let me know!
I’m really good at
I've always been a quick study, so I suppose "learning" could qualify as a "thing I'm good at".

I also seem to have a talent for making people feel comfortable and welcome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get complimented on my eyes quite a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A). I majored in English and Philosophy, so my life's mission has been to litter my domicile with print and clutter my Kindle with classics .My favorite authors are Neil Gaiman,Terry Pratchett, Orson Scott Card, and Joseph Campbell, but I acquire new favorites all the time.

They aren't exactly books, but I also enjoy the podcasts The Examined Life and Hardcore History.

B). Stranger than Fiction has been a favorite for a while now; how could I not love an *entire movie* about breaking the fourth wall?

I'm also an unabashed comic geek, so Superman, Batman, and the avalanche of Marvel super hero movies that have come out over the past several years will always have an important place in my heart.

C). I just started watching Doctor Who a few weeks ago, and I am now hopelessly hooked. I also made a commitment to see every TV show or movie Joss Whedon makes: I loved Doll House, Buffy, Doctor Horrible's Sing-A-Long, and Firefly.

D). I like a bunch of different artists and genres; my music collection looks like a three-ring circus.

E). I'm not really picky, and will try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
1). Hydrogen bonding
2). The Strong Nuclear Force*
3). The Electromagnetic Force
4). Gravity
5). Somewhere quiet and safe to rest.
6). The other half of this amulet.

*I am more or less ambivalent about the Weak Nuclear Force
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I just got back from my first international trip (Ireland), and now find myself thinking of all the other places I want to explore.
On a typical Friday night I am
I usually try to get together with some friends for dinner or coffee Friday nights; if they aren't available, I usually end up diving into a book or a podcast (or both at the same time, because I am *amazing*).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an email account entirely dedicated to screwing with "Prince of Nigeria" scammers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a smart lady with an active sense of humor, and would like to go out with a guy who quotes Marcus Aurelius and thinks holding four consecutive meetings about efficiency in the same day is absolutely hilarious.