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31 M Gaithersburg, MD

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 4:24pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a gigantic nerd with a heavy inclination towards the sciences (primarily physics) and literature (primarily everything). Friends tell me that I have an odd sense of humor, and they are not wrong; I have great appreciation for absurdity in mundane situations, and take every opportunity to point them out (sometimes to random passers-by).

People absolutely fascinate me, and I enjoy exchanging ideas and perspectives with everyone I meet. If I've had any amount of alcohol, people sitting adjacent to me may find themselves in the middle of an unexpected conversation about the history of the Roman Empire or recent developments in ophthalmology (possibly delivered with a mysterious Irish brogue that crops up out of nowhere...)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have an awesome position editing and coordinating publications for two scientific/medical journals in Rockville, which perfectly bridges my interests in writing/editing and the sciences.

In my off hours, I read up on a wide variety of subjects, work out, and hang out with my (equally nerdy and eclectic) circle of friends. I moved to Gaithersburg about three months ago, but I'm still out exploring the DC-Metro area; if you have any favorite hang-out spots, let me know!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding humor in mundane situations.


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The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea. Maybe my eyes?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A). I majored in English and Philosophy, so my life's mission has been to litter my house with print and clutter my Kindle with classics .My favorite authors are Neil Gaiman,Terry Pratchett, Orson Scott Card, and Joseph Campbell, but I acquire new favorites all the time.

They aren't exactly books, but I also enjoy the podcasts The Examined Life and Hardcore History.

B). Stranger than Fiction has been a favorite for a while now; how could I not love an *entire movie* about breaking the fourth wall?

I'm also an unabashed comic geek, so Superman, Batman, and the avalanche of Marvel super hero movies that have come out over the past several years will always have an important place in my heart.

C). I just started watching Doctor Who a few weeks ago, and I am now hopelessly hooked. I also made a commitment to see every TV show or movie Joss Whedon makes: I loved Doll House, Buffy, Doctor Horrible's Sing-A-Long, and Firefly.

D). I like a bunch of different artists and genres; my music collection looks like a three-ring circus.

E). I'm not really picky, and will try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1). Hydrogen bonding
2). Good literature
3). The life force of nubile virgins
4). Intelligent conversation
5). Somewhere quiet to rest.
6). The other half of this amulet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
String theory, ideas for novels, random Simpsons trivia, arguments for secular morality, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually try to get together with some friends for dinner or coffee Friday nights; if they aren't available, I usually end up diving into a book or a podcast (or both at the same time, because I am *amazing*).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1). I have an email account entirely dedicated to screwing with "Prince of Nigeria" scammers.

2). I can't spell bananas without at least a little help from Gwen Stefani.

3). I have been on Interpol's Least Wanted List for 20 years.

4). Number four.

5). In 2004, I won a Grammy for my Country/Western hit (My baby Done Left me (Because I'm Stuck an Outhouse)".

6). When people ask about my favorite color, I frequently wonder why they broke into my house to ask such an inane question.
You should message me if
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1). You're a smart lady with an active sense of humor.

2). You want to spend an evening laughing and having great conversation over dinner or coffee.