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56 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you are reading this it means we are now dating. I love you, honey.

I am smart, strong and straightforward; sexy, seductive and sensual. Singularly sagacious and scintillating, but also sporadically a snarky and salacious satyr. Searching stunning siren sweetheart who enjoys sincerity, satisfaction and surrender. I am a scholarly and shrewd Scorpio, never satanic but sometimes sanctimonious, seeking a sensational sweetie with savvy, smarts and savoir faire. Should be sparkling, slender, splendorous, steamy, spicy, stimulating and suggestive. Sexual salacity certainly also sought. Psychotics not suitable. Send savory specifics swiftly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am the Alliteration Angel. It is fun, but the pay is piss poor, as they say.

I make phone calls and send e-mails for work, but my real work is writing. I am raising two sons on my own. I love it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
word play (English or French)
intellectual agility and playfulness
home repair
The first things people usually notice about me
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Blue eyes, happy disposition, ferocious intellect
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hank Moody's God Hates Us All and his brilliant second novel Fucking and Punching.

The Professional, with Natalie Portman, Gary Oldman and Jean Reno.

Lobsters, seafood.

Lately? Mike Doughty, Ludovico Einaudi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my sons (14 and 16)
all the things that they could never do without
my Mac and a net connection
romantic possibility
adventure and discovery
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I wrote yesterday and what it is now possible to write today.

If every novel stars the novelist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Done getting pizza for teenagers and ready to go out and hunt up some fun...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am sapiosexual, turned on by intelligence. How great it would be if you were, too. Or if you were geliosexual, aroused by laughter. I could do something with that also...
You should message me if
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... you are too cute, too smart and at least one of the following: over-educated, over your ex husband, over-paid, over-sexed or over 18.