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OedipalEdibles

25 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a late-night double-feature picture-show.

No involvement from RKO. (Stop asking about them; they've been effectively dead and buried for decades you melonheads).

Also: according to OkCupid I have some trust issues, but I don't believe that for a second.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking walks after midnight.
Waiting tables.
Hosting parties that inevitably devolve into Janis Joplin sing-a-longs.
Writing the Great American Novel. Of course, I'm writing it for The People of Tomorrow, so it's entirely in Esperanto.
I’m really good at
Plunging headlong into an ever more Dos Passosian spiral of self-destruction/loathing/flagellation.

Which is to say: like most of humanity I am pretty shit.

I laugh and I smile and I dance, and I am constantly bombarded and bewildered by the utterly senseless and indiscriminate majesty of life.
The first things people usually notice about me
My incredibly pronounced prolapsed rectum.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is a very small slice of the things I like:

Michael Chabon, E.M. Forster, Elizabeth Strout, Flannery O'Connor, William Faulkner, Dante Aligheri, William Shakespeare, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Victor Hugo, Craig Ferguson, Gene Kelley, Dan Harmon, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Claude Berri, Marx Bros., Charlie Chaplin, Lucille Ball, Peter Sellers, The Beatles, Janis Joplin, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Kinks, The Who, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Freddie King, Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie, Ted Griffin, Joss Whedon, David Simon, Puccini, Dvorak, Moussorgsky, Holst, Verdi, Mozart.

Basically if it's even vaguely douchey or pretentious, then I probably like it.

Also Gargoyles. Gargoyles is fucking amazing. Yes the 90s cartoon.
The six things I could never do without
Pen.
Paper.
Music.
Coffee.
Rainy Sunday mornings at home.
Sunny Sunday afternoon walks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not there is a way to reconcile how much I dislike Roman Polanski with how much I like his movies.
Whether or not major historical figures were as neurotic as I am.
On a typical Friday night I am
Raging against the dying of the light (and the lack of late-night public toilets in Chicago- Je pense donc je pee).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
To quote Peter Sellers:

There is no me.
There used to be a me... but I had it surgically removed.

Also I tend to think that most of you going apeshit over beards probably have some daddy issues. Beards are gross.
(Daddy issues are fine I guess).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're okay with the fact that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8ZWao0DF1I

makes me tear up every single goddamn time.

You've accepted that no one on this site is both sane and sober. (DRINK MOAR IT WILL HELP!)