I like things that make me laugh, and sometimes things that make me cry. Things that make me do both at the same time are ideal.
I'm a pretty neurotic narcissist.
I write comedy when I can get away with it, and poetry when no one is looking.
Depending on whether or not I get my Wheaties in the morning, I am alternately depressed, ebullient, misanthropic, compassionate, malcontented, or serene.
I'm also, as a general rule, full of shit.