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OedipusPrime

24 / m / straight / Single

San Francisco, California, United States

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Ethnicity N/A

Height 6' 1" (1.85m).

Looking For New friends, Activity partners

Smokes When drinking

Drinks Sometimes

Drugs Never

Religion and laughing about it

Sign Gemini but it doesn't matter

Education Graduated from college/university

Job Computer / Hardware / Software

Income $60,000-$70,000

Kids N/A

Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats

Languages English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary

On most days I'll find at least one thing that I wish I could melt with laser eye vision.

Yesterday it was a sign that said "Caution! Slippery Floor!" on wet carpet.

So then I'll spend the rest of the day trying with all my might to awaken latent mutant superpowers. It's a steady gig.

What I'm doing with my life

I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel.

I'm really good at

Tetris.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me

is that I'm wearing the same clothes as the last three times they saw me.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Here are some books I like:

Lolita - Nabokov
The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Everything That Rises Must Converge - Flannery O'Connor
The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
Gödel, Escher, Bach - Douglas Hofstadter
A Farewell to Arms - Ernest Hemingway
Cathedral - Raymond Carver
Watchmen - Alan Moore
You Shall Know Our Velocity - Dave Eggers
Catullus' Lesbia series
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
The Crying of Lot 49 - Thomas Pynchon
everything Jonathan Swift ever wrote
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales - Jon Scieszka
The Glass Bead Game - Herman Hesse

Here are some movies I gave five stars on Netflix:

8 1/2
Adaptation
Aguirre: The Wrath of God
All Quiet on the Western Front
Amadeus
American Psycho
American Splendor
Annie Hall
Barton Fink
The Battle of Algiers
Battle Royale
Being John Malkovich
The Big Lebowski
A Clockwork Orange
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Cool Hand Luke
Das Boot
Dawn of the Dead (2003)
Dazed and Confused
Dr. Strangelove
Europa Europa
Full Metal Jacket
Hot Fuzz
House of Fools
Kung Fu Hustle
The Life Aquatic
Lost in Translation
Magnolia
Network
No Country for Old Men
Office Space
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Pulp Fiction
Patton
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Saddest Music in the World
Six String Samurai
Taxi Driver
Tombstone

These are albums I listen to constantly on my fake iPod:

The Velvet Underground - Loaded
Dead Kennedys - Plastic Surgery Disasters
Against Me! - Reinventing Axl Rose
Big Black - Songs About Fucking
NWA - NWA and the Posse
Fugazi - 13 Songs
Lou Reed - Berlin
Mastodon - Leviathan
Minutemen - What Makes a Man Start Fires
Nas - Illmatic
Old Crow Medicine Show - Big Iron World
Pig Destroyer - Prowler in the Yard
Pixies - Surfer Rosa
Red Elvises - Lunatics & Poets
The Clash - London Calling
The Dillinger Escape Plan - Calculating Infinity
The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs
The Presidents of the United States of America - Love Everybody
The Seatbelts - Cowboy Beebop Soundtrack
The Stooges - Funhouse
Violent Femmes - Viva! Wisconsin

I like eating almost anything.

None of this is as important as what you hate.
Here is a list of things I, and therefore you should too, hate:

anything written by Chuck Palahniuk
anything directed by M. Night Shyamalan
any genre of music prefixed with "post"
pop-science books, especially those by Brian Greene
Adbusters in print, not in concept
WoW
people who won't eat durian

The six things I could never do without

magnetic monopoles (physical impossibility made reasonable through mathematics)
embryonic stem cell research (dead babies)
a box fan (whoosh)
the systematic deconstruction of society as perpetuated by artist communes (hopelessness disguised as thought)
HOPE (political campaign promises)
head-on apply directly to the forehead (head-on apply directly to the forehead)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

whether to pronounce banal like it rhymes with canal, de Gaulle, or anal.

On a typical Friday night I am

sardonic.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here

I'm charming.
I'm dashing.
I'm rental car bashing.
I'm phony paper passing at Nick's Check Cashing.

You should message me if

You're the best around and nothing's gonna ever keep you down.

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