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Oenophile74

40 Anaheim, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I take myself too seriously. In lieu of being clever, I'm wont to reference all sorts of media, as you can probably tell from the rest of my answers here.

I'm trying to learn Spanish... and the "other" language in my profile details is Jive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hell, I don't even know what I'm doing with my weekend, let alone the rest of my life... but it will involve some or all of the following:

Reading incessantly
Getting better at martial art
Dancing with wild abandon (and/or a willing partner)
Stacking people in new and creative ways
Experimenting with new recipes (now with 40% less kitchen fires!)
Seeking out new food and wine experiences
Playing with cats
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Escaping from prisons via underground tunnels. Which reminds me, do you have a Raquel Welch poster that I can borrow so that I can make it to our first date?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I emit pheromones that often make nearby humans and domesticated animals rush to hump the nearest tree, table, or other wooden object. In consequence, I thought about changing my OKC name to Xylophilia, but I figured that might be a little obscure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most of my favorite books are written in obscure languages, and they often come on scrolls or engraved into stone. In order to keep the experience accurate, I usually read by torchlight.

When it comes to movies and television shows, however, I'm incredibly impatient. I can't stand to wait for the next episode. Fortunately, I have a friend in a blue wooden box who stops by periodically, and he brings me DVD copies of the stuff I'm interested in. Right now, I'm working my way through M*A*S*H 2017, and the Scrubs reunion episodes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My prosthetic forehead
A copy of the Collected Works of L. Ron Hubbard in every room of my house
Whoopie cushions
The smell of SoCal after a heavy snow
Coke
Pop Rocks (but not together)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether my years as a swinger* precludes any potential political career. Based on the jokers in Congress right now, I can't imagine why it would.

Also, whether there is actually someone out there reading through OKC profiles for the answer to "The most private thing I'm willing to admit", looking for blackmail material.

*swing dancer, that is. It's a more scandalous association than you might think.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing what I do every night, Pinky -- trying to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like to suit up, more so than many of the women I've dated. It'd be really nice to find a nice Cali girl who likes to get decked out every so often.
You should message me if
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...you got several of the references in my profile and smiled.

...you have a craving for outstanding comestibles and libations (although you have to put up with my jokes during the experience, so there's that.)

...you want a message back (I always respond, I like writing to people).