I try not to take things too seriously. In lieu of being clever,
I'm wont to reference all sorts of media, as you can probably tell
from the rest of my answers here.
I'm trying to learn Spanish... and the "other" language in my
profile details is Jive.
What I’m doing with my life
Hell, I don't even know what I'm doing with my weekend, let alone
the rest of my life... but it will involve some or all of the
Getting better at martial art
Dancing with wild abandon (and/or a willing partner)
Stacking people in new and creative ways
Experimenting with new recipes (now with 40% less kitchen
Seeking out new food and wine experiences
Playing with cats
I’m really good at
Escaping from prisons via underground tunnels. Which reminds me, do
you have a Raquel Welch poster that I can borrow so that I can make
it to our first date?
The first things people usually notice about me
I emit pheromones that often make nearby humans and domesticated
animals rush to hump the nearest tree, table, or other wooden
object. In consequence, I thought about changing my OKC name to
Xylophilia, but I figured that might be a little obscure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most of my favorite books are written in obscure languages, and
they often come on scrolls or engraved into stone. In order to keep
the experience accurate, I usually read by torchlight.
When it comes to movies and television shows, however, I'm
incredibly impatient. I can't stand to wait for the next episode.
Fortunately, I have a friend in a blue wooden box who stops by
periodically, and he brings me DVD copies of the stuff I'm
interested in. Right now, I'm working my way through M*A*S*H 2017,
and the Scrubs reunion episodes.
The six things I could never do without
My prosthetic forehead
A copy of the Collected Works of L. Ron Hubbard in every room of my
The smell of SoCal after a heavy snow
Pop Rocks (but not together)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether my years as a swinger* precludes any potential political
career. Based on the jokers in Congress right now, I can't imagine
why it would.
Also, whether there is actually someone out there reading through
OKC profiles for the answer to "The most private thing I'm willing
to admit", looking for blackmail material.
*swing dancer, that is. It's a more scandalous association than you
On a typical Friday night I am
doing what I do every night, Pinky -- trying to take over the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really like to suit up, more so than many of the women I've
dated. It'd be really nice to find a nice Cali girl who likes to
get decked out every so often.
You should message me if
...you got several of the references in my profile and
...you have a craving for outstanding comestibles and libations
(although you have to put up with my jokes during the experience,
so there's that.)
...you want a message back (I always respond, I like writing to