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31 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a playwright, actor, designer, and semi-professional gadabout who hates wearing shoes but loves wearing ties.

You'll never hear me say no to a good cocktail or a good concert.

Food trucks for life.

I could totally write you a theme song, like right now.

Life is about having adventures, howling at the moon, and making things better than they were before you got there.

I am generally in need of some new partners-in-crime to explore the amazingness that Chicago has to offer. This includes, but is not limited to eating delicious food, drinking crazygood coffee, consuming cocktails made with love, and rocking out to live music.

My girlfriend is amazing. She lives far away. I'd prefer if you also have a partner, but if you can at least can dig on the poly lifestyle, then let's hit the town.
What I’m doing with my life
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Recently finished my MFA in writing, so finding all the ways I can to keep my pen moving.

I make dollars as a graphic designer and production artist. I have a full-time contract in the Loop, and then write and produce plays on nights and weekends.

I make art with a new theatre collective I helped start here in Chicago, which puts on plays in strange spaces and throws dance parties. I love them.

I'm also working on my own scripts and collaborating with other companies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making cocktails, and also funny faces.

taking candid photographs when you don't expect it.

finding the perfect place for dinner.

drinking killer espresso.

growing a beard when needed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The peg leg.

I've been told I'm a snappy dresser, and I'm usually pretty good at soliciting giggles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Caryl Churchill is my hero.

Sarah Kane, Sarah Ruhl, Suzan-Lori Parks, Samuel Beckett.

Children of Men, Wes Anderson, Eternal Sunshine, Requiem for a Dream.

I wanna grow up to be Bill Murray.

The Mountain Goats, Generationals, Radiation City, CocoRosie, Okkervil River, Hospitality, Sharon Van Etten.

Schuba's is my favorite place to see concerts.

Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Arrested Development. But you already knew that. (Finally catching up on Walking Dead, WOAH)

Food should be spicy and mostly vegetarian. Except at taquerías. Then just spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Summer nights
My guitar
My motorbike
Friends who are ready for one more round
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking wine with friends before seeing a show.

drinking beer with friends after a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd totally bang Meryl Streep if she asked me.
You should message me if
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you stare at the sky sometimes.

brunch makes you swoon.

you know your whiskey.

you'd be down for some songwriting and jamming out. Especially if you play the ukulele or the cello. I mean, come on.

you like the idea of dressing up, going to a cocktail bar, and then spouting off absurd, nonsensical descriptions of how our drinks taste.