Working on a degree in Biology so I can become a lab rat and take over the world.

Procrastinating and getting that one joke in that makes everybody sitting at the table laugh.

I have no idea...
My face, probably, if they're looking straight ahead...

Ok so if I try to list everything I'll be here till dawn so I'll just list the obvious.
Authors: Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Arthur Conan Doyle, Mark Twain , Oscar Wilde, Ray Bradbury, Joseph Heller etc. etc. etc.
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Inglorious Basterds, The Dark Knight, Pirates of the Caribbean
Shows: Dr. Who, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Idiot Abroad, It's Always Sunny
Music: Basically all of it. I can't stand modern country (I like Johnny Cash and earlier) and I'm not a huge fan of rap (Mos Def and Common are notable exceptions) Everything else is fair game, though I'm quite partial to the blues and classic rock and folk.
Food: It's good. It keeps me alive

Alright here goes.
Some type of music player and headphones. (Those count as one item because they are useless without one another.)
A device able to access the internet.
A device for storing and reading books.
Rum or other liquor
Maybe a few cigars to read with.
...so what's the deal here? Am I on an island with these six things? How practical do I need to be? Should a bring a generator? A toothbrush? ...I hate this game.
Maybe I'll bring a friend, but it seems like a dick move to drag a friend to a dangerous island just to keep me company. Maybe if they wanted to...?

Well right now, what to write in these damn essays.
Normally though, I suppose the usual Life, The Universe and Everything.

At a bar, not a club, drinking with friends, or home losing a bit more of my soul to the internet.
Or reading, watching movies, playing video games, listening to music, practicing the drums. So I guess a whole bunch of different stuff.

If you thing we have something in common and that we might have a good time together.