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OftenNapping

30 Glassboro, NJ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:38pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Call us stupid cute. No really; let us know you mean it.

Well hey there. We joined this site to meet some friendly people with which to share a couple of threesomes. Or whatever-somes. Though it doesn't necessarily have to come to that. We like dinner dates and drinks and getting to know some new platonic pals just as much!

It's more palatable for the both of us to meet up with (single) girls. It's not even about anything sexual; that just seems to be the right mix for us so far. But she's kind of wanting to hang out with guys now, too. Just dinner, drinks, all three (or four, if you're a dude and have a special somebody) of us (no sexual tension, please). Spending time with girls is great, don't get me wrong! There's just something peculiarly relaxed and chummy hanging out with cool dudes, you know? If you're a single dude looking to hang, your best bet is to be at least heteroflexible. No promise and little chance of sex, but it's just good to know we do everything fairly in bed.

Him: He really enjoys food, beer, and napping, as well as camping, exploring, lazing, cooking, cuddling, getting dirty, playing in the rain, writing, reading, playing games, and handsomely brushing back his wind-swept hair... to name a few. He's pretty ridiculously relaxed and amiable, if you ask me.

Her: Man, how do you break down "seraphic"? Hm. Well, she loves to cook, giggle, two-finger touch butts, and is a complete happy mess around animals, especially her dogs and cats. She's also an amazing artist and doodler extraordinaire. She beasts at: yoga moves (SO smug about being able to do half-diamond / full camel-- google it!); getting befriended by little kids because they all seem to love her; obsessively talking about the gym because lately she just can't get there (big sad sigh); zoning out into a really good book; getting excessively emotional over TV shows and movies.

We should probably mention that he is 29 and she is 22. She'll probably blurt out that she's either 23 or 17 if you ask in person because she's spacey like that, but we promise, the driver's license says 22. We like the age discrepancy, but maybe not everybody wants to hang with a seven year stretch. Go figure!
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now she's living and finishing up a degree at Rowan (graduating this summer???). He finished up a whopping 9 years in the Army, spent last summer walking halfway across the USA, and now is gravitating between Rowan campus (for her!) and wherever, really.

WE JOINED A BEAUTIFUL GYM; PRAISE HALLELUJAH.

She's finishing up her semester at Rowan while all of her being cries out for the Sims. She also spends her free time lazing in front of a camera sometimes, chatting and smiling idly. You should take a peek some time, see what you're getting into: http://chaturbate.com/thelazyriver/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
We're both pretty good cooks. Her stromboli is so tasty, you won't even realize you've just eaten about 3-4 servings of vegetables. Her pasta dishes, too! I like to think that my Dad's chicken nugget recipe is my best dish, but I think that's all the recipe. I really enjoy making soups, too. Whenever I get an opportunity to cook, it's always a "Swedish Iron Chef" thing.

If we're not cooking, we're probably talking about food.

Conversation over dinner and drinks is something that comes easily to us. Both of us are innately curious about other people and their stories; drinks boost our active listening skills. It's just incredibly easy to talk to us, with us and pretty hard for the conversation to get uncomfortably silent. Talk our ears off, so long as you don't start bragging. Bragging begets dramatic eyerolls!

We both love dry humor. It's okay to stop and ask us if we're being serious or not. We're going to drone on and on about imagined situations as deadpan as we can until they get too absurd and we finally crack ourselves up. This can't be helped!

NOT being good at responding back. We probably like you! A lot! Spring 2014 semester entails two of my core classes replete with research projects and true experiments, as well as my minty fresh internship! We're free-ish weekends, and by that we mean if we're having fun, it's probably the weekend. The weekend is our allotted fun time. We're trying not to rack up an archive of conversation inbetween deciding we'll meet up and actually meeting up, mostly. Gotta save that limited space!
The first things people usually notice about me
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His perfectly honed Army posture, this incredibly slick grin he's got, or that he's reaching out to hold open a door for you (or something equally sweet).

She smiles easily and suddenly, and can not not not sit still in public places.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read books like Catch 22, What is the What, The Road, Poisonwood Bible, anything by Steinback, A Thousand Splendid Suns-- a whole slew of stuff, really. Feel free to recommend! Bonus points, in fact, if you lend a book that tears my fucking heart out!

*Hey now, I read those things, too! Well...most of them. Toss in a little You Shall Know Our Velocity, Foundation, Call of the Wild, and Highlights for Kids*

Shows like Arrested Development and Archer crack us up. Newly hooked on Community! Weeds was okay, sure. We both watch Dr. Who but I'm pretty sure it's just me that cries about it. *Well, to be honest, I've teared up quite often. Come on, "Vincent and the Doctor"?* We're recently hooked on Breaking Bad (IT LIVED UP TO ITS HYPE OKAY?) (New parentheses: it lost its hype a few seasons in, a la Weeds did) and Adventure Time. China, IL is a TRIP and if you're a poor enough soul to know of it, we can totally be friends. We're pretty adamant about watching series in a linear fashion, and together. Drop a FRIENDS reference around her, and you've immediately found a new best friend.

Most importantly, Bob's Burgers or Mystery Science Theater 3000.

If we don't get back to you it's because she's marathoning The Office like she doesn't have college and her future to concentrate on.

We're not big music talkers, but we like to drop the occasional reference. We're probably going to quote GirlTalk, especially her when she's had some to drink. In the car we like to pop on some Barenaked Ladies, Miike Snow, Arcade Fire, or Vampire Weekend (she's forcing him to listen to VW, but he'll come around). She'll nod sagely if you bring up bands like Animal Collective, Arctic Monkeys, Fleet Foxes, Local Natives, silly bands as such. It'll make us happy if we find common music interests, but nobody likes a music snob, ya know? It's a major red flag for us if somebody complains about sounds to us.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
We need food, point blank. Whether we go out on a real date, or in whatever platonic manner, we're probably going to steer you into a restaurant. It'd probably be best if you are either a big eater or can empathize with us when we make dramatic sounds and poses over food. We're going to be picking apart (figuratively and literally) whatever we're eating, and whatever YOU'RE eating, and whatever whomever is eating in the nearby table-vicinity. We. Love. Food.

He and I will undoubtedly be drinking. He's the "I'll have a beer with this plate" kind of guy, whereas I'm the "Let me have a glass of whatever so I can get talking" kind of girl. We're giggly and goofy when we drink, and at worst you'll have to deal with our dumb jokes. You don't have to drink, but if you're uneasy around alcohol, we might not be your best bet-- but then again, who knows? Just know our idea of a good (great!) time is grabbing dinner and then grabbing drinks. Safe giggly buzzes!

Naps. Sleep in general, but naps, man, naps. We'll probably be napping before we leave to go meet you. We'll probably come home and nap after meeting you. If you message us, we're probably napping. Our bed is two dorm beds pushed together and made into a cozy nest of comforters and fuzzy blankets and too many pillows and colourful string lights. We take sleep seriously.

Silliness. We like to keep things absurd.

Hm, that's only four. Oh well!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not it's actually okay that we consider discussing food to be some sort of quasi-dirty talk. Bless our metabolisms that he and I can eat the way we do and still be considered in shape. --> Okay, so 'average' is a shape now. But we're back in the gym and having a blast!

How to maximize our comfort during cuddles, whether it's in bed, in a car, or even on the couch watching a show.

How neat people really are in the world. We love doing well-intentioned impersonations of the people we see and meet, haha.

How hedonistic we must sound to everybody, haha. Threesomes? Food? Alcohol? I swear we have much more to our character than just being heathens. We just like to maximize all earthly pleasures!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
We aim for Philly, usually. We meet old friends or we make new friends. We base just about every social interaction around finding a place to -- okay, if you can't guess this by now, seriously-- eat! We love taking suggestions for places to eat (and drink!) because we love finding new things to moan about quasi-sexually in appreciation.

Otherwise, we're in the apartment mulling over dinner ideas. Honestly, what did you expect? :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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One time (a lot of times), she's shrieked in fear at her own shadow. Sometimes he freaks her out by sneaking up on her in that dinosaur walk kind of way. DON'T DINOSAUR WALK AROUND HER.

I've realized that the two of us are pretty open people, so long as you ask us whatever it is you want to know. Go for it! Worst case scenario, we tactfully decline and laugh it off, so no biggie.
You should message me if
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You just want to hang out with a pretty nifty couple-- especially if you like food (sushi? yes? let's go?), meeting up somewhere like a nearby museum maybe, a cozy bar with some snacks, or if you'd like to do some mildly drunk cooking somewhere together.

Or a threesome is something you'd like to try out! Definitely this.

IF YOU HAVE A CAT OR A DOG WE EXPECT TO CUDDLE IT AND PET IT AND TELL IT HOW GOOD IT IS.