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OftenNapping

30 Glassboro, NJ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:28pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We're lazily looking for new pals to go on field trips with on sunny days, or meet up at bars with an extensive menu of snacks and good drinks. We're mostly homebodies, so we go out with the intention of meeting new people, being goofy and giggly, sipping new weird drinks at the suggestion of others, satiating food cravings. We love new kisses and making out and holding hands, but if you're just looking for something platonic, we can easily behave.

P.S. Her hair is short now. Short and full of regrets :(
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
He's 30; she's 23. He works for a car parts company for the paycheck and the sweet irony, seeing as he hates car talk and retail. She works for and with college students who have disabilities, mostly those on the autism spectrum, as an academic coach and writing tutor.

He's out and done with the Army, she's out and graduated from university, and both seem like a resolutely finished chapter. We have a cute little apartment with a cute little balcony garden and two, uh, cute enough cats and we're pretty relieved to be able to just exist at all right now, as is.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
He...

*Just started homebrewing recently and he's got a knack, man.
*Basically just decides to do something or create something, and he just does it. Like, well. He wanted to make a window box for our flowers, and he did it like snapping fingers. Seedlings are in there now!
*Cooks. No. Creates! His cooking is drool inducing from the moment he heats up a pan or two. Tears inducing, too, if you have to wait for it to finish.

She...

*LOVES to garden. The apartment has a balcony, whereas her first home had like, a garden-garden, so this lease has been a huge experimentation with different containers and shade and cold apartment temperatures. The seedlings are unfurling anyhow.
*Has a lot of experience writing non-fiction. Auxiliary handouts for work, workshops to present for work, essays.
*Is a beast at a spin class. Youtube it. Shit gets intense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows we watch [mostly] together [and mostly liked]:

China, IL
Weeds
Breaking Bad
Adventure Time
30 Rock
Bob's Burgers
Malcolm in the Middle
Portlandia
Freaks & Geeks
The Office
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The ruckus and turmoil that is our cats.
2. Drinks, alcoholic or not. We are exceptionally thirsty people, and hydration is key!
3. Wifi cos we're nerds.
4. Respite from people. We are 98% homebodies.
5. FOOD. Good food. Filling food. Bar food.
6. Something to do, either in the house or out of the house. We have our hobbies, and we have our friends, and we like having stuff on our calendar.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Every time we drive into Philly to visit our peeps, we always bring up ditching out plans that night to catch the next flight out to anywhere.
You should message me if
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You're comfortable around alcohol.
You're comfortable with humans talking incessantly about animals.
You think kissing strangers is cute and exciting.
You want to go somewhere-- like, a museum or a cool Groupon deal you saw for Philly.
You love meeting strangers at a crowded bar and having genuine conversations about yourself and your aspirations and all the cool things you have done or want to do or will do someday. We love hearing people's stories.