Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Zeik. Before I type further I would like to say that
forgetting one's account information sucks. A lot. Being the
optimist that I am, I actually kind of enjoy having to start over
so here I go!
I have come to the realization that modesty and shyness are
hindering, useless qualities. I now arrogantly live my life with no
shame or apology for being awesome. I walk into buildings with the
mentality that I own them. I also, very frequently, publicly
announce my ambition to not only own the entire continant of
Australia, but to also live forever. I have chosen to embrace all
that this existance has to offer, good and bad for that is true
appreciation of life. I know I would need forever to never be able
to do it all. But like a good little American, I still want it.
Life is too wonderful to stop living.
My confidance stems from years of trial and error, failure, and
reflection. I have learned that everything is a choice and though
it sounds like something most people would agree upon and claim to
believe in, you would be amazed at how easily this truth is
misunderstood or not practiced. I love debating "everything is a
choice" so feel free to message about it if it strikes your fancy.
To write more on it here would be a little much and I'm already
typing your eyes off.
They should have a "What I'm doing on OkCupid" textbox.... mine
would read: Spreading the influence of me! XD I am on this website
because I don't like conventional social media. I also really enjoy
humoring myself with self-honesty, and the 'Questions' aspect of
this site is soo much fun! I absolutely love it. I guess if you
really think about it, this profile is kinda like my own little
Public Diary :3 I also like having this profile up for the
off-chance of meeting new people. I'm not looking for a love
interest (I am currently quite smitten) but I enjoy social
interactions and I like that there is potential for meeting new
friends on this site.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For the past three years I have currently been in the process of
"Unbumification!" That means that I am trying to better myself and
my life as I'm sure everyone else strives for the same. So far, I
have developed the life philosophies above mentioned. I have had a
vasectomy, because with the way people are breeding I thought it
would be nice to be on Earth's side; plus I dislike condoms and
have very strong opinions against female contracepitive methods
(they're killing you ladies!) I am one college semester away from a
fancy piece of paper and the "next step" of higher education.
Horray for progress! Also, since February I have taken an
assignment from a health class very seriously. The project was a
behavior change contract and I wrote mine up with a long term
agenda in mind. I still have that contract and because it's
working, I have lost thirty pounds, I eat a little bit smarter, and
I'm becoming an obnoxious force of, "I feel fucking great
::raspberries:: to the world."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot of things. I am also really bad at plenty more.
I am REALLY good at not shutting up, but also knowing when to stay
silent. It's an art, my speechcraft ;D
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing. I blend in to the non-memorable daily public of our lives.
Although I do wear a name tag... Most people probably assume that
I'm just a guy on his way to work and give me no second thought.
This pleases me.
On this site it's obvious that I am lacking a photograph. This is
because I have no fancy apparatus with which to upload pics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Too many but I should read more.
Movies: I love movies of all kinds, and even though I think that I
have seen a lot, I still feel like I have 'not-seen' waaay
Shows: I'm not big on TV.
Music: Part of my daily dose of life is music. I needs it yo.
Food: ALL OF IT! I. Love. Food.
Video Games...? Yeah I'm a gamer and I love it! But there's a
recent trend in my life... More life = Less games. Odd but totally
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3. My Belt
5. Good Boots
6. A Cool Breeze
I don't really like this question because of the use of the word
'never.' Obviously, without food, air, water, or other life
essential elements, a person would die. I think, to avoid
smartasses and confusion, the question should ask for an idividuals
six favourite things. (possestions, activities, joys, traits, etc.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things. We all do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Still poor. And probably walking. I walk EVERYWHERE.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everything. I don't keep anything from the populace. I'll prove it
too, ask me ANYTHING and I will answer to the best of my ability.
(really, I mean, after telling y'all that I willingly gave up the
ability to spawn children I think you would be hard-pressed to make
me blush at a question)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you have a question I wouldn't answer or if you feel like
exercising your free will to message a complete stranger! :D
If I showed up in your Quiver or if you showed up in mine then I
apologize on your behalf if I find you too boring to message. I am
not sorry that I'm not what you're 'looking for', that dumb little
Staff Robot doesn't always pick winners.
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