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OhGodSpidersNo

30 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The good guy from the third act of a 90's romantic comedy on the streets,
the badguy from the first act of an 80's romantic comedy in the sheets.

Talk with me about science, math, and movies and we'll be friends forever.

Let's climb tall rocks and jump into rivers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have an Ivy League degree in mechanical engineering and work at an architectural firm in downtown LA.

I also tutor kids in math & science on the weekend.

Heights, rockclimbing, and tall buildings exhilarate and fascinate me, even though (read: because) they are terrifying. Climbing is wonderful.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math, explaining things, accidentally thinking I know what the hell I'm talking about, heating and stirring foodstuffs before I eat them.

I can crack every single joint in my body.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Rubbing left arm, clutching chest, unconsciousness
[During heart attack only]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Keep this section short or what's the point?

Books:
Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett

Shows:
Rick & Morty, Peep Show, Party Down

Movies:
Hayao Miyazaki, Noah Baumbach, and Back to the Future
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Good, reliable cast iron cooking pot.
2. Scientific calculator
3. #3B pencil that's just perfectly short of sharp, with a pristinely soft eraser
4. My awesome, crumbling pair of sneakers that are as comfortable as socks
5. Quiet contempt for people loudly showboating their dumb conversations in public like they're on a sitcom
6. An early morning walk
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to decorate my room (I just moved)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In bed early to prepare for an amazing Saturday!

Buuuut I can be persuaded to stay out late, if you're cute and you ask me nicely :)
You should message me if
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You are happy. You strive always to better than you are today. You are compassionate.

You think coffee to go and a long walk is the perfect first date.