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OhHiHeya

29 Norfolk, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I'm Levi. I'm originally from Pennsylvania, currently in graduate school at Old Dominion University for my my PhD in Human Factors Psychology/Modeling and Simulation Sciences. Have tattoos and intend to get more. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Like to talk about just about anything. That's the gist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be more spontaneous and/or rebuild my social life.

And science, I guess. I nerd up like a motherfucker.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Remembering bizarre and useless facts.
-Science, obviously.
-Stupidly dangerous things.
-Arguing/conversing (a matter of volume and intent, really).
-Cooking.
-Storytelling.
-Ethanol.
-Tea.
-Deprecating humor.
-Predicting the end of movies I've never seen.
-Watching movies despite my god-like knowledge of how they end.
-Playing with animals.
-Solving problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My personality, probably. Or the way I talk. Or the fact that I tend to talk a lot. Or my tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: M83, fun., Sleigh Bells, James Taylor, Willie Nelson, Fredrick Chopin, The Gay Blades, Of Monsters and Men, Gillian Welsh, Regina Spektor, Neutral Milk Hotel, Mos Def, Jurassic 5, UNKLE, DJ Shadow, Massive Attack, Fitz and The Tantrums, The Black Keys, The Big Pink, Bloc Party, Daft Punk, The Do, Eyedea & Abilities, Drag The River, Lionize, The Flaming Lips, Metric, MEW, Larry & His Flask, Cake, The Civil Wars, Sex Bob-omb, Broken Social Scene, old Bluegrass and Folk, Minus The Bear, Miike Snow, Passion Pit, The Klaxxons, Phantogram, Tom Waits, Velvet Underground, The Stooges, Soulwax, Bonobo, Shad, The Chemical Brothers, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, Boards of Canada, Pretty Lights, Ghostland Observatory, Arctic Monkeys, The Faint, Gary Clark Jr., Hugo, The Arcade Fire, Childish Gambino, Anousheh Kalili, Gogol Bordello, hurray for the riff raff, Rilo Kiley, Death From Above 1979, Crystal Castles, Sleater-Kinney, and on and on and on...

Books: House of Leaves, Geography of Bliss, Phantoms of the Brain, Bluebeard, Breakfast of Champions, actually pretty much anything Kurt or Hunter S., Invisible Monsters, Book of the Dead, Book of General Ignorance, Water For Elephants, The Bachman Books, Of Mice and Men, The Old Man and The Sea, Watership Down, Lord of the Flies, Heart of Darkness, Moll Flanders, The Stranger, The Good Lord and The Devil, The Alchemist, A Clockwork Orange, Angels of Our Better Nature, etc...

Shows: New Girl, Dexter, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, Law and Order: SVU, Family Guy, Golan the Insatiable, The Newsroom, The Boondocks, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Archer, The League, Scrotal Recall, Buffy, Drunk History, @midnight, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Office, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Tosh.O, Workaholics, anything History/Discovery Channel, Doctor Who. I don't know. Other stuff too? I hate this listing shit.

Movies: Boys' and Girls' Guide To Getting Down, Seven Samurai, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Daydream Nation, Casablanca, Brick, Inception, and Inglorious Bastards, documentaries in general, A Clockwork Orange, bad horror movies, MST3000, yadda yadda yadda.

Foods: soft pretzels, sushi, weird pizzas, pie, chocolate, spinach, anything inordinately spicy or covered in siracha/redhot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Wind.
2.) Tea.
3.) Conversation.
4.) Good liquor.
5.) Books.
6.) Ehh... I'll keep the last to myself for the moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space.
Dreams.
Genetically altered viruses.
Brains.
Bears (the animal).
Hiking.
Road trips I never get to take.
Music.
Sleeping.
How I should probably be studying.
Mountains.
Then bears again (usually the animal).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Studying/reading/writing. Or drinking. Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once fist fought a knight at a medieval fair I worked at for a summer. Nobody won.

I like powerful, unique, and/or intelligent women.

I hate chickens, clowns, and repeating myself.

I love Sherlock Holmes.

My family are Romani. Bonus points if you know what that means.

My Instagram handle is Onomatopoeiuhhh.

I sang in a band for a while.

I'm bad at revealing only one thing at a time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to, I guess? I dunno. Get ballsy or something. No one ever rewards passivity. Except muggers. But that's a pretty shitty reward.

Also, if you can speak Alpine, Sign Language, or Latin.
Or enjoy making fun of shitty horror movies.
Or if you can show a guy around Virginia.
Or you can give me a reason to go to Richmond.
Or you like my Pyramid Head costume.
Or you wanna sing in my car with me.
Or if you have a good story.
Or you're bored and just wanna bullshit.
Or like talking nerdy. Especially if you like talking nerdy.