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OhNoSpaces

30 M Miami Beach, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I heavily discriminate to Miami Beach, just makes life easier when people are close.

Ive been here over a year now and love it. I work from home and make my own hours (don't set an alarm) so I live a very flexible carefree lifestyle, which undoubtedly means pooltime around noon when people are at work.

I do work though unfortunately, and that's spent between my federal job and stock trading.

If you appreciate good music and like to cook, we'll get along well. Making Cajun food is my favorite and I have a steady growing vinyl collection.

I'm extremely sarcastic, so if you're a bit dull you'll either hate me or just have no idea what I'm ever talking about. If you can teach me dirty Spanish words that Rosetta Stone doesn't have this is a plus. If you can cook as good or better than me, this is a big plus!

There are so many pretty girls in this area code that my head is spinning!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My gringo-green eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Fountainhead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Into Thin Air, Breakfast of Champions (or any Vonnegut really), The Selfish Gene; Life of Pi

Movies: Rushmore, Royal Tennebaums, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Fear and Loathing (again), Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, The Graduate, True Grit, The Wrestler, Black Swan

Shows: Arrested Development (all time favorite), Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Californication, The Wire, Six Feet Under, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black!

Music: I really like too much music to even start. I'll just add a few of my favorites: The Pixies, Neil Young, Black Keys, White Stripes, Tool, The Cure, Pink Floyd, LCD Soundsystem, Tallest Man on Earth.. I could go on forever, so just come check out my vinyl collection some time

Food: Everything. Spicier the better. But if I had to pick three: Yellowtail Sushi, Ribeye Steak, Crawfish Etouffee
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
intoxicated. But I'm trying to get better!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're attractive, have an IQ over 100, and want to know more stuff about me.