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OhNoSpaces

31 Miami Beach, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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I can party with the best and worst of them. I'm actually 6' exactly barefoot, not 5'9 or 5'10 and rounding up. I'd add a few inches like the rest of them but don't want to stoop to their level, pun intended.

After three years at the quintescenscial debachery locale which is the Flamingo, I still enjoy living it up. I also hate clubs unless someone has a table, love classic rock, scrabble, crosswords, and any intellectual challenges. I like lounges and chill bars, maybe some smokey blues lounge. I probably belong in NYC.

I work from home and enjoy a open schedule. I work in Patent Law, and ive heard too many "what's a patent"? If you don't know, it might be salvagable, but will be an uphill climb.

Being here three years, almost all the girls look great, so it doesn't make you special :). Intelligence, ambition, humility, kindness, femininty, and optimism, go a long way around these parts.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My gringo-green eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Fountainhead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Into Thin Air, Breakfast of Champions (or any Vonnegut really), The Selfish Gene; Life of Pi

Movies: Rushmore, Royal Tennebaums, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Fear and Loathing (again), Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, The Graduate, True Grit, The Wrestler, Black Swan, Ex Machina, The Leviathan

Shows: Arrested Development (all time favorite), Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Californication, The Wire, Six Feet Under, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black!

Music: I really like too much music to even start. I'll just add a few of my favorites: The Pixies, Neil Young, Black Keys, White Stripes, Tool, The Cure, Pink Floyd, LCD Soundsystem, Tallest Man on Earth.. I could go on forever, so just come check out my vinyl collection some time

Food: Everything. Spicier the better. But if I had to pick three: Yellowtail Sushi, Ribeye Steak, Crawfish Etouffee
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
intoxicated. But I'm trying to get better!
You should message me if
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You're attractive, have an IQ over 100, and want to know more stuff about me.