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37 M Arlington, VA

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Last Online
Today – 7:53am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
Words matter.

I am plagued by dreams of plane crashes, invasions and other calamities.

Faux-hashtags are almost never funny. I promise.

I am never more than one "LOL" away from lambasting that god-awful acronym as quite possibly the single worst thing that has ever happened to the English language.

Chances are I'd knock your socks off -- assuming, of course, that you're wearing socks and that they're worth knocking off. You could take my word for it, or you could just do the sensible thing and look me up on Lulu.
What I’m doing with my life
Words. Some photos. The occasional video.
I’m really good at
You'd probably freak out if you saw me play flip cup, Minesweeper or Boggle.
The first things people usually notice about me
People say I make them feel unusually comfortable right away. Best I can figure, that means I'm either warm and kindhearted or something of a sociopath. Jury's still out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC: mid 2000s indie, early 90s rap ..... BOOKS: One Hundred Years of Solitude - A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Anna Karenina - The Power and the Glory - Crime and Punishment - A People's History of the United States - The Flowers of Evil - Madame Bovary - Guns, Germs and Steel ..... MOVIES: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Magnolia - Akira - Beginners - Wet Hot American Summer - Anchorman - The Jerk - Star Wars - Dune ..... TV: The Wire - Friday Night Lights - Futurama - Louie - Archer - Mad Men - Homeland - LOST - Happy Endings - New Girl - House of Cards - Chopped
The six things I could never do without
1. (Coke) slurpees
2. (Good) Movies/TV
3. (Great) writing
4. (American) Football
5. (My) camera
6. You? (can't blame a guy for hoping)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
There are definitely sharks in every body of water bigger than a bathtub, and they're definitely about to bite your feet every time you climb out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wherever the moment takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I suck at duvets. Always have.

Also, I don't get the whole fake-mustache-photo thing. I. Just. Don't. Get. It. Please, for the love of god, someone explain it to me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you wouldn't dare confuse your and you're, then and than, it's and its. You get the drift.

... you can inspire and infuriate me at the same time -- and prove me wrong on a regular basis.

... we'd make beautiful babies. Not that I want babies in the near future; It's just good to know that we'd churn out some awe-inspiring offspring.