I am plagued by dreams of plane crashes, invasions and other calamities.
Faux-hashtags are almost never funny. Trust me.
I am never more than one "LOL" away from lambasting that god-awful acronym as quite possibly the single worst thing that has ever happened to the English language.
I just moved back to DC after wasting away in its distant suburban outskirts for far, far too long. I'm on the hunt for thrilling things to do and fascinating people to do them with.
Chances are I'd knock your socks off -- assuming, of course, that your socks are worth knocking off.
If you don't believe me, believe my Lulu score.