I tend to dream in terms of plane crashes, wars, wildly proportioned architecture, invasions and other sorts of catastrophe.
I've never petted a tiger, run a Tough Mudder, taken a bathroom selfie or been to Machu Picchu. As such, I live in constant fear that OKCupid is going to revoke my profile at any second.
Faux hashtags are almost never funny. #ipromise
A solid argument can be made that "LOL" will, in time, prove to be the single worst thing that has ever happened to this great nation of ours. (Corollary: many on here have tried a LOL-based opener. Nearly all have failed. I don't say this to discourage you from trying. But please know that particular bar is set awfully high.)
There are other things I care about. Big, important things that arch across continents and centuries. I just can't think of any right now. Ask me again later.