You don't really care about ME... after all you're going to base your decision to reply solely on my looks and totally disregard my awesome personality. Although I guess it is totally understandable, at least lie to me about being interested in my personality ok...

But no seriously I have always hated doing these self introductions. If I had to describe my self I would say I'm sarcastic, I have an awesome sense of humor but can also hold intelligent conversations, I rather enjoy them too. One of my favorite things I like doing is going out and exploring the city trying out new restaurants, what can I say I love food. So in order to offset this immense love of food I also enjoy working out, going for runs out in Lake Shore Drive or playing sports. I love Baseball/Softball and anything that requires you to be in motion. when I fell like it, I can also have thought provoking and serious conversations, but for the most part I don't think life should be take too seriously, don't you agree?.

If there's anything else you'd like to know just ask I'm an open book.

Going to college majoring in Psychology, being awesome, staying fit, being hilarious and sarcastic, thinking about what to do with my life like any normal person, working... because who doesn't work?, but most importantly, suiting up.

Working out, I just got tired of giving girls lady wood with just my awesome personality..

Being LEGEN...
wait for it......
hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is

DAIRY!

Being funny and sarcastic

Being in the dictionary under awesome/hilarious. What can I say, I'm also versatile.

My awesome personality! I mean, you cant miss it...
Or that I'm hilarious and or awesome, like I said I'm versatile.

But I dont know... I guess probably my piercings and or tattoo

I love Avocado...
Guacamole...
Anything that has Avocado in it...
I also love and will eat anything that's in Burrito shape...
Did I mention I love Avocado?
Oh and cheese, cheese is good too
Obviously Pizza too... Who doesn't love pizza?
Burgers are pretty awesome too...

Leather bound books
The rich smell of Mahogany
Suiting Up
Dale's drum set
Lamp, becus I love Lamp
My wooden gun and or rape whistle

How to keep the streets safe with only my wooden gun and whistle.

Ironically also how to create the biggest mischief the world has ever seen..

Innovative ways of tea bagging Dale's drum set and not getting caught, while watching cops. Sweating optional...

Anchoring the Channel 4 news... stay classy San Diego!

Or meeting Barnabus "Barney" Stinson up for a round of laser tag.

Im kind of a big deal... people KNOW me!

I also own many leather bound books and my home smells of rich mahogany

"Its before 2am, because nothing good ever happens after 2am"-HIMYM

But no seriously, message me if:
You had a laugh while reading my profile
If you think I'm interesting
If you didn't confuse my sarcasm with cockiness...
Or if you simply feel like it right?