Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Lets face it... you already based your decision to reply or ignore
me solely on my pictures. You'll completely disregard my awesome
personality, although I guess it is understandable, since what can
you really tell about a person from their self summarie? I hope you
at least get a good laugh out of mine.
If I had to describe my self, I would say that I'm sarcastic, I
have an awesome sense of humor and can also hold intelligent,
serious, though provoking conversations. Although for the most part
I don't think life should be taken too seriously. After all life is
too short, so I prefer to spend it smiling and laughing. One of my
favorite things to do is going out and exploring the city as well
as trying out new restaurants, what can I say I love to explore and
I love to eat! So in order to offset this immense love of food I
also have to work out just as much. I enjoy going for a good run
out in Lake Shore Drive, going to the gym, or playing sports. I
love Baseball/Softball and anything that requires you to be in
motion. I also love all kinds of animals. I have a couple of
If there is anything else you'd like to know just ask, I'm an open
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to college, majoring in Psychology,, Thinking about what to
do with my life like any normal person, working a ton... because
who doesn't work?, but most importantly, suiting up and being
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying fit, Since I just got tired of giving girls lady wood with
my awesome personality...
wait for it......
hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that
Simultaneously being hilarious and sarcastic
Being in the dictionary under awesome/hilarious. What can I say,
I'm also versatile.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My awesome personality of course... I mean, you cant miss
Or that I'm hilarious and or awesome, like I said I'm
But seriously I'm not really sure what people first notice about
me... I guess its my piercings or tattoo maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
HIMYM, New Girl, Big Bang Theory, White Collar, Suits, Raising
I love Avocado...
Anything that has Avocado in it...
I also love and will eat anything that's in Burrito shape...
Oh and cheese anything...
Obviously Pizza... Who doesn't love pizza?
Burgers are pretty awesome too...
Anything Mexican or Italian...
Did I mention I love Avocado?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Leather bound books
The rich smell of Mahogany
Dale's drum set
Lamp, becus I love Lamp
My wooden gun and or rape whistle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to keep the streets safe with only my wooden gun and
Ironically also how to create the biggest mischief the world has
Innovative ways of tea bagging Dale's drum set and not getting
caught, while watching cops. Sweating optional...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anchoring the San Diego Channel 4 news.
Stay classy San Diego...
Meeting Barnabus "Barney" Stinson up for a round of laser tag, and
a legendary night...
Seriously though, I'm most likely out making money...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im kind of a big deal... people KNOW me!
I also own many leather bound books and my home smells of rich
Seriously though, it would be that I saved a ton of money on my car
insurance by switching to Geico.
I'm one of those people who finds it awkward to smile when taking
pictures... Oddly enough I usually have a smile on my face. So my
moms solution is taking candid shots of me. Which explains all the
pictures in my profile where I'm not looking at the camera.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"Its before 2am, because nothing good ever happens after
But no seriously, message me if...
You had a laugh while reading my profile...
If you don't think I'm a complete jerk...
If you think I'm interesting...
If you didn't confuse my sarcasm with cockiness...
If you like staying fit and being active...
Or if you simply feel like it...
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