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Ohari

47 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–65
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:18am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I haven't touched this in about two years - Some of you know me, suggest some edits, help me out here... Who am I?

Tall, Long haired, pierced and tattooed Polyamorous man, always open to almost anything. Contract IT worker working for a large Aircraft manufacturer / Defense Contractor. Former owner of the web domain beer and hookers.com

One of my friends describes me as larger than an average man by 20% in every dimension. If you think back to 10th grade geometry (which, by the way, was the last math class I took) you know that increasing the outward dimensions of a three dimensional object by 20% nearly doubles it's volume. I am a very large man.

Yes, Every dimension.

I am gentle, fuzzy, and cute for a boy. I'm not actively looking for more people to date, to be honest I just don't have the strength right now to go chasing, but I am always looking for more friends.

I am currently on a Bodymass Reduction Plan. Yup, I decided there was too much of me to love, and I need to be less of a man. With any luck and a couple of years, about half a man less.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working WAY too much - 60 hours a week average, loving a lot, being generally happy, if somewhat sleepy most of the time.

I'm coming out of the most stressful time of the year - nearly all the family holidays fall in amongst a cluster of 'world' holidays... from the end of October to the first of May there's Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, Valentine's day, St Pat's (Did I mention I'm half Irish?) THREE girlfriends' birthdays, TWO girlfriends' children's birthdays, both of my parents' birthdays ... Wow. No wonder I'm tired.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
petting cats. kissing. snuggling. Laundry, but not Ironing. Cleaning hard to clean things, though I'm often too lazy to clean easy to clean things. Lots of things I learned in the Army that I don't get to do anymore out here in the World.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Wow that dude is huge!" And "Did you see that hair?"
-or-
"Mommy, why is that man in a skirt?" (It's a Kilt, Laddie!)
-or-
"Who is that lucky bastard sitting with all those women?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Terry Pratchett, Elizabeth Bear, Elizabeth Donald, Jim Butcher Seanan McGuire Mira Grant
b Ones where stuff blows up. Boom.
c Old rock and roll ... You know, this one never changes.
d "I" Food. Italian, Indian, IceCream. I miss food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not gonna say air food water etc, we know those. The rest in no particular order:
a critter to pet,
some love,
some sex,
Fire,
someplace soft to sleep, and
A good knife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where did all these stupid people come from?
How come servers break so damned often?
SF Authors named Elizabeth.
Polyamory.
The people I love.
What did I just step in?
What's left on the to-do list?
and, unfortunately, Work.

< political rant redacted >
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Somewhere with my family of choice and with any luck going to bed before it's Saturday Morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You should message me if
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you feel the slightest urge to do so.
I'm really very ... Gentle, and Fuzzy. We could be come fast friends. (Bonus points for getting that reference)