Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some of you know me, suggest some edits, help me out here... Who am
and tattooed Polyamorous
man, always open to
almost anything. IT worker. Former owner of the web domain
One of my friends describes me as larger than an average man by 20%
in every dimension. If you think back to 10th grade geometry
(which, by the way, was the last math class I took) you know that
increasing the outward dimensions of a three dimensional object by
20% nearly doubles it's volume. I am a very large man.
I am gentle, fuzzy, and cute for a boy. I'm not actively looking
for more people to date, to be honest I just don't have the
strength right now to go chasing, but I am always looking for more
I am currently on a Bodymass Reduction Plan. Yup, I decided there
was too much of me to love, and I need to be less of a man. With
any luck and a couple of years, about half a man less.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Redefining it. I'll let you know as soon as I do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
. Laundry, but
not Ironing. Cleaning hard to clean things, though I'm often too
lazy to clean easy to clean things. Lots of things I learned in the
Army that I don't get to do anymore out here in the World.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Wow that dude is huge!" And "Did you see that hair?"
"Mommy, why is that man in a skirt?" (It's a Kilt, Laddie!)
"Who is that lucky bastard sitting with all those women?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
, Elizabeth Bear
, Jim Butcher Seanan McGuire Mira Grant
b Ones where stuff blows up. Boom.
c Old rock and roll ... You know, this one never changes.
d "I" Food. Italian, Indian, IceCream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not gonna say air food water etc, we know those. The rest in no
a critter to pet,
someplace soft to sleep, and
A good knife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where did all these stupid people come from?
How come servers break so damned often?
SF Authors named Elizabeth.
The people I love.
What did I just step in?
What's left on the to-do list?
Has anyone figured out yet that I am completely faking
< political rant redacted >
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Somewhere with my family of choice and with any luck going to bed
before it's Saturday Morning.
You should message me if
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you feel the slightest urge to do so.
I'm really very ... Gentle, and Fuzzy. We could be come fast
friends. (Bonus points for getting that reference)
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