Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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I have a male friend who is also an okcupid user, who has signed in
as a woman to search straight guys to see what kind of competition
he's up against.
I assume that there's a mix of self-deprecation and shameless
self-aggrandizing, and pictures with animals. (Statistically
speaking, men with pictures of themselves with animals get the most
response from the ladies)
I just can't self-summarize. It took me years to be able to make
the words "my artwork features realistic portraits of animals and
humans against a background of evolving, hallucinatory patterns"
come out of my mouth.
I don't like being summarized, and I hate when people say "you look
just like ___________!" Although, I often hear "you look like Liev
Schreiber!" but it sounds like "You look like a non-famous,
slightly less handsome Liev Schreiber" Still, it could be
Beetlejuice, so at least there's that...
I can do lots of different things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a couple Masters degrees in music, slowly trying to get my
DMA, which is like a phD. (I already have a P.H.D., if you're into
crude, juvenile humor like that, I've got plenty)
I'm a painter. (Not like painting a house, I just didn't want to
say I'm an Artist, because that sounds pretentious)
I build things out of wood with heavy metal tools, and sometimes
while I do, I listen to Heavy Metal music, like Tool.
I record music that other people make using state-of-the-art audio
This just sounds like bragging...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taming Shrews. Being creative. Being a jack of all trades, master
of none. Learning and teaching. I may be good with my hands, but I
am amazing with my ribs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice is very low. I've got a great face for radio. Actually, I
think when that's said about someone it means they're ugly. So I
have a great radio voice, but I hope I am easy to listen to with
your eyes as well.
People seem to double-take when they see me with a shirt off--I
have a ton of tattoos, but I guess I could be described as a preppy
dresser, too. This really throws everyone off. I suppose humans
expect certain things to come in certain packages. I don't really
think about it though.
In high school I had a kind, wonderful mentor and chemistry teacher
who reminded everyone that it was equally wrong-headed and
short-sighted to only wear clothes from a certain retailer, as it
was to refuse to wear something based on its label. I see no
distinction between "clothes" and "costumes". This is my work
costume. This is my lounging around the house costume. This is my
rock n' roll show costume. This is my first date costume. This is
my exercise costume. This is my business casual attire for drinks
with clients costume.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Are you really not going to want to do me because Chamillionaire is
my favorite rapper?!
It irks me when people ask, "what kind of/genre of music do you
like?" There exists a double album of Metallica's greatest hits,
covered by a bluegrass band. The melodies, lyrics, and structures
of the songs are the same, but they are "bluegrass" songs and not
"heavy metal" songs. What you're really is asking is "which
combination of instruments do you find most pleasing?"
I've played music nearly my whole life, and been recording it
professionally for long enough that I don't know how best to answer
questions like "what's your favorite band?" Best live? Best album?
Coolest? Creative recording techniques/philosophy?
Clown Girl, by Monica Drake is probably my favorite book. It's
about a woman who takes her clowning very, very seriously.
I've read all of John Irving's books. You've probably read "A
Prayer for Owen Meany", or "The World According to Garp" in high
school. Perhaps you've seen the film version of "The Cider House
Rules". Try "The Fourth Hand" or "Setting Free The Bears".
Whilst dining, I'm far more concerned with good company than with
fancy food and good plating. I'd rather go dumpster-diving, or
worse--get taco bell with my "besties" than have some molecular
gastronomy at WD-50 with a bunch of food snobs. (But I would prefer
to "have my cake and eat it, too" as the expression goes)
I really love documentaries. "Better, Stronger, Faster", "Jiro
Loves Sushi", and "Exit Through The Gift Shop" are some recent
favorites, but right now I'm watching "The Act of Killing" and I
love it because of the the mind-bending nature of such a film that
is about so many things all at once--Including the possible
immorality of it's own production!
On the TV, you name it, I've seen it. If I've said it once, I've
said it a thousand times--If "Jericho" was made for HBO and not
CBS, only to be cancelled after 1.5 seasons, it would be my
favorite show of all time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Questions asking for lists of an arbitrary length.
I'm really trying not to just have a sarcastic answer to this, but
Perhaps it's telling about my personality if I list some pet
peeves; things I'd rather not have to deal with or
It grates on my nerves when people say "I love listening to
Reggae...in the Summertime". I have a deep love for the sounds of
Jamaican culture, and that love does not wax and wane in accordance
to the temperature or my distance from the sun.
Food on the other hand, well, I can understand a seasonal
preference. Berries grow in the summer, and the winter is a time
for cured meats and root vegetables.
Ladies--What is up with pictures of dogs? I'm a true animal lover,
please don't get me wrong. But I don't understand why you post
pictures of them here-alone in the shot--on a dating site. With
your dog/cat/pig/horse--Awesome! Wasting one of your 10 pictures on
an animal/landscape/room with no lights on--decidedly not awesome.
I just don't understand these prevalent phenomena.
Seriously though, I guess if I can't live without 6 things, I'll
find out the hard way very quickly what those 6 things are. I'm not
attached to possessions, though I have many of them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I keeping my white privilege in check? Am I displaying
patriarchal micro-aggressions by the simple act of having opinions
on certain hot-button issues and simultaneously being a straight
white guy? I often think of a NOFX song I loved as a rowdy teen
back in '94, and in today's world, I wonder if the mere fact that
the lyrics are meaningful to me makes me a bigot:
"The connotations wearing my nerves thin
Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in?
I understand that language breeds stereotype
But what's the explanation for the malice, for the spite?
Don't call me white!
Represents everything I hate,
The soap shoved in your mouth to cleanse the mind
The vast majority of sheep
A buttoned collar, starched and bleached
Constricting veins, the blood flow to the brain slows
They're so fuckin' ordinary--white.
So go ahead and label me
An asshole cause I can
Accept responsibility, for what I've done
But not for who I am..."
How some people can scoff at the idea of an adult who might still
believe in Santa Claus or the tooth fairy, and also devoutly
practice any religion. Having said that, I love hearing the rare
story of a person of faith who grew up raised in a household of
staunch Atheist parents. I consider myself Agnostic because I feel
that whether a supernatural being who controls the universe exists
or not should have no bearing on how a human conducts his or her
life. If the fear of spending an eternity in hell after you die is
the only thing preventing you from satisfying your desire to go on
a killing spree, then please---Don't Stop Believin'!
I wonder if anyone reading from the bottom up even noticed that I
misspelled "calendar" in the "On a typical Friday night I am..."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am probably not even aware it's a Friday...but I think this
question is really asking "What do you do for fun on a free
night?", in which case I'm with friends, or at a movie, or both. I
don't like this question. I work on my own time and can't be
bothered by calenders.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a very serious scrabble player.
"I wanna dance with somebody (who loves me)" by Whitney Huston is
one of my guilty pleasures, and Chamillionaire really is my
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Fortune favors the bold...
I like girls who are fashionable, but not slaves to fashion;
feminine but not dainty or faint of heart.
Comfortable with themselves and others; If you can hang with
anyone, anywhere, you can hang with me.
Also if you have a nice booty :)
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