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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:04am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on Post grad
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm abrasively arrogant, ambitious and exhausting when I'm doing something productive. When I'm not doing anything productive, I'm abrasively arrogant, ambitious and occasionally fun. Emphasis on occasionally.

I'm on here to find a date. That doesn't mean I'm here to get you into my bed (you wish. Or maybe I do. Depends on what you look like.). But I do enjoy going to a new place I've never been in, talking to a new, interesting (and maybe attractive) person, and, if I'm lucky, discovering someone I have insane chemistry with.

I'm pretentiously cerebral, but if you're not into that, I can get along with anyone whose personality isn't flat as a pancake. I'm rarely emotional, but whatever feelings I have, are deeply felt and sincere.

Also, I'm obsessed with Five Guys burgers, to a degree where the adjective "clinical" becomes applicable.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I used to work for an evil corporation, doing evil things. Now I'm in graduate school, learning how to do evil things better (now with 25% more evil!). I'm also working on some side projects that are marginally less evil.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
nothing that could be said in polite society.

Well, no - I guess I cook pretty well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm like the Russian James Bond. Bad accent, impeccable style and an appreciation of martinis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Mark Twain
Movies: Pulp Fiction
Shows: Man vs. Food (surprise...)
Music: I seed my Pandora stations with 50 Cent (all of them)
Food: A really good, really greasy burger.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, six times.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1) What I'll have for lunch
2) What I'll have for dinner
3) Unusual things that happen to me
4) How much I like Five Guys cheeseburgers. If you don't know what these are, we may be incompatible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
exploring the bottom of a bottle of Scotch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...I'm on OkCupid. Seriously now.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re cute. And interesting. It's a tall order for a dating site, but if I'm here mostly out of boredom, why not set the standard high...Think about it this way - if we met in a club and talked for 5 minutes and I never saw you again, would I forever regret not getting your number?