I'm abrasively arrogant, ambitious and exhausting when I'm doing
something productive. When I'm not doing anything productive, I'm
abrasively arrogant, ambitious and occasionally fun. Emphasis on
I'm on here to find a date. That doesn't mean I'm here to get you
into my bed (you wish. Or maybe I do. Depends on what you look
like.). But I do enjoy going to a new place I've never been in,
talking to a new, interesting (and maybe attractive) person, and,
if I'm lucky, discovering someone I have insane chemistry
I'm pretentiously cerebral, but if you're not into that, I can get
along with anyone whose personality isn't flat as a pancake. I'm
rarely emotional, but whatever feelings I have, are deeply felt and
Also, I'm obsessed with Five Guys burgers, to a degree where the
adjective "clinical" becomes applicable.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to work for an evil corporation, doing evil things. Now I'm
in graduate school, learning how to do evil things better (now with
25% more evil!). I'm also working on some side projects that are
marginally less evil.
I’m really good at
nothing that could be said in polite society.
Well, no - I guess I cook pretty well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm like the Russian James Bond. Bad accent, impeccable style and
an appreciation of martinis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Mark Twain
Movies: Pulp Fiction
Shows: Man vs. Food (surprise...)
Music: I seed my Pandora stations with 50 Cent (all of them)
Food: A really good, really greasy burger.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, six times.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1) What I'll have for lunch
2) What I'll have for dinner
3) Unusual things that happen to me
4) How much I like Five Guys cheeseburgers. If you don't know what
these are, we may be incompatible.
On a typical Friday night I am
exploring the bottom of a bottle of Scotch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...I'm on OkCupid. Seriously now.
You should message me if
...you're cute. And interesting. It's a tall order for a dating
site, but if I'm here mostly out of boredom, why not set the
standard high...Think about it this way - if we met in a club and
talked for 5 minutes and I never saw you again, would I forever
regret not getting your number?