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OkImBatman

43 M Hammond, LA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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OK, so here it goes. I relocated to Hammond after Hurricane Katrina destroyed my home, business, and disrupted my life. I find it’s a nice place to live; however, I am willing to relocate if I find the “special one” and if living in Hammond does not work out for us. I have never been married nor do I have any children. There will be no “BABY MAMA DRAMA” with me. I am a laid back, honest, and sincere kind of guy with a great sense of humor. I am proud of my accomplishments in life big and small and I consider myself a stable, well rounded person. In simple terms, I have my shi* together.

I am looking for a special someone that I can share my life with. That someone needs to be sincere, honest, funny, and an all-around good person. If you have slept with more people than your age, or intend to sleep with more people than your age, DO NOT message me. I prefer someone that does not have children as I do not need “BABY DADDY DRAMA” in my life. I want the perfect life although I realize nothing in life is perfect. I just want an intelligent, sweet, adorable, down to earth wife and a few kids. Is that too much to ask? haha
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I am on here searching for my soul mate. During the day, I work out of my home as an online retailer; however, I do plan to start a new business in the near future. When I am not working, I enjoy reading, traveling, dining out, casinos, movies, bowling, playing cards, listening to music or even playing video games. Yes, I will admit, I play video games. No I do not become obsessed or play for hours on end. Also, I am a pretty good cook if I should say so myself. I am not Wolfgang Puck but I am no Chef Boy’RD either. I am passionate as well about working out and staying fit. I try and eat healthy as possible. This doesn’t mean that I never eat anything unhealthy, but for the most part I try very hard to eat as healthy as I can. Well, that's about me in a nutshell, I'm kidding, I can't fit in a nutshell. lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hmm, well I am good at a lot of things. I know my way around the kitchen and I am a pretty good judge of food. At least in my mind anyways lol. I also have a pretty good knowledge of movies and there aren't too many that I haven't either seen or heard of. I am pretty good at financial planning and saving money. Last but not least, I am good at critiquing myself. listening to others, and showing love and compassion. Ok now this is where you should be saying AWWWWW..
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, sense of humor, sarcasm and ambition
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite movies: The Avengers, Star Wars, The Dark Knight, Hellboy, Step Brothers, Jurassic Park, Resident Evil, Transformers, Billy Madison, The Naked Gun, National Lampoon's Vacation, The Cannonball Run, Smokey and The Bandit, First Blood, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Christine

Favorite TV shows: Big Brother, The Soup, Tosh.0, The Voice, The Walking Dead, Family Guy, Conan, Impractical Jokers, Party Down South, Bates Motel

Favorite bands/artists: I love all types of music and my favorites vary. Maroon 5, Kelly Clarkson Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Van Halen, AC/DC, Kiss, Metallica, Tanya Tucker and many more..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God
Air, water, food
Family/Friends
Showers
PC
DVR
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My career, future wife, kids and the day I can get rid of this OkCupid profile. I do not want to be one of these men on this site for years and years still looking for my soul mate. I am not looking to jump into a fast marriage or anything, but I do not want to be endlessly searching forever. I am not going to ask for your hand in marriage on our first date or anything, I would just like to find a compatible lady with the potential to see where things go.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 28–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You are single.
You are ready to be in a relationship.
You think we are a match.
We share some of the same interests.
You want kids but do not have any at this time.

OK so if you are still reading this, that means I didn’t scare you off. haha Go ahead and send me a message! What have you got to lose?