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31 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:22pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm irreverent, conscientious, and classically chill. I've taken an atypical path through life so far.
What I’m doing with my life
My passport is well-worn: I've practiced Krav Maga in Israel; escaped a scam attempt in Istanbul; driven the autobahn from Paris to Frankfurt; backpacked through Banff and Jasper; partied in the new year from Hong Kong, Jerusalem, and Kiev; and wandered through various other international destinations. I recently returned from a 45-day trip around the world that spanned another six countries.

Career-wise, I've been influential in technology organizations since I was 16 and currently work with one of my best friends near Union Square. It takes me a few minutes to walk to work and I usually roll in around lunch time. I have it good.

I also take myself on random adventures domestically to expand my world: improv classes, a silent Vipassana meditation retreat, an EMT course, a baking class. I'd like to take a motorcycle trip around a good portion of the globe, make a knife from scratch, and learn more about whiskey.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Common Sense, KGB Alpha Team Training Manual, The Fountainhead, The Power of Now, and Lolita.

I like TED, Joss Whedon, and quality TV shows about misanthropic doctors, savvy drug dealers, crafty politicians, and, of course, zombies.

Lots! Above & Beyond, Bran Van 3000, Cee Lo Green, Lo Fidelity Allstars, Pink Floyd, T.I., and Tool. (I don't like the last 23% of the alphabet.) Hours and hours of trip-hop, house, and trance when I'm programming. Lately I've been getting into neo-psychedelic pop and nouveau psych-folk like The Essex Green. I swear I'm not a hipster!

I also like many things French, including canelés, crème brûlée (especially when I make it), Dijon mustard, kissing, liberté, and pasteurization.
The six things I could never do without
1) Turquoise (the color)
2) Lipgloss
3) iPhone
4) Vino
5) Hot sauce
6) Dry humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
... bending you over my knee.
On a typical Friday night I am
Setting (personal) lifting records at Equinox, then хуем груши околачивать.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's homemade jalapeño- and ginger-infused syrup between the goat milk and hummus in my fridge. (Sabra Luscious Lemon if you must know.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you're intelligent, feminine (not just in appearance), and compassionate.

... your mother taught you to cut the tags your lingerie.

... you're not an alcoholic or a chain smoker.

... you want to cook for me.

At some point, I might want to raise gun-totin', anarcho-capitalist, Montessori-educated babies, plus two kittens, a large dog, and a teacup pig. But until then: adventure!