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Okcomeonman

36 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Contents: 1 standard-issue middle-class white male (self-cleaning).

I've just moved back to PDX for a new job. I grew up in LO and am very excited to be back. In the ten years I've been gone hipsters have taken over this town (you may have noticed); but I've always found them adorable--the more pretentious the better!--so unlike a lot of people I don't mind. On that note, I don't count anyone as a hipster who doesn't fixed-gear around the Pearl with a french press strapped to the obligatory messenger bag. Keep up the good work!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I subtly but irrevocably warp young minds through the teaching of East Asian Studies and Gender Studies.

I also hope to invent a time machine so that I can go back and tell my younger self to study China rather than Japan, because, jeez, that's all anybody wants to talk about these days.

Once I've done that I plan to check on the market for time machines. Having banked the bajillions of dollars that would no doubt net me, I'll pour myself a glass of $1000 scotch and consider the possibility that time travel has moral or cosmic downsides.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking for two or more people. Cooking a single meal requires too much set up and teardown for me, but I do love trying out recipes. On the other hand, I never actually 100% follow a recipe.

I'm also, maybe not "really good at" but "getting pretty decent at" pool.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll tell you what I wished people noticed: My beard is starting to go gray near my chin. "Distinguished" status, here I come!

Update: I just shaved my beard for the first time since I got back--and no one noticed--not even my own mother. So maybe distinguishment is further away than I thought.

On the plus side, shaving the beard makes me look younger. Last night I god carded at a bar--the sad part: I was ordering a ginger ale.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Shit that needs doing. By me. Or others.

There's a lot of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
. . . finding out a litte about how Portland has and hasn't changed since I last lived here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
. . . is that I should be grading right now.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Anyone interested in this, which is playing at Portland Center Stage?

"The romantic comedy classic Cyrano de Bergerac, in a fresh translation and adaptation by Michael Hollinger (Opus) and Aaron Posner (Sometimes a Great Notion, The Chosen). Set in 17th century France, Cyrano tells the story of a great swordsman with a beautiful soul, who is handicapped by a huge nose that makes him believe he is incapable of being loved by the beautiful Roxane. When he learns that Roxane and a handsome young soldier named Christian are infatuated with each other, he writes beautiful love letters for her suitor that lead to a tragic love triangle. Filled with swordplay and wordplay, Cyrano is beloved for its affirmation of love, friendship, and the power of a well-developed sense of humor."