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Okcomeonman

35 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Contents: 1 standard-issue middle-class white male (self-cleaning).

I've just moved back to PDX for a new job. I grew up in LO and am very excited to be back. In the ten years I've been gone hipsters have taken over this town (you may have noticed); but I've always found them adorable, so unlike a lot of people I don't mind.
What I’m doing with my life
I subtly but irrevocably warp young minds through the teaching of East Asian studies.

I also hope to invent a time machine so that I can go back and tell my younger self to study China rather than Japan, because, jeez, that's all anybody wants to talk about these days.

Once I've done that I plan to check on the market for time machines. Having banked the bajillions of dollars that would no doubt net me, I'll pour myself a glass of $1000 scotch and consider the possibility that time travel has moral or cosmic downsides.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll tell you what I wished people noticed: My beard is starting to go gray near my chin. "Distinguished" status, here I come!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who see humanity in terms of binaries and those who don't. My vast and lengthy OkCupid experience has taught me that there are two kinds of users on this site: those who deeply identify with their entertainment-media choices, and those who don't.

I don't put a lot of stock in media choices, but I'm also not the kind of person who puts much stock in binaries--only in offputting levels of snarkiness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Shit that needs doing. By me. Or others.

There's a lot of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
. . . finding out a litte about how Portland has and hasn't changed since I last lived here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
. . . is that I take things too literally sometimes, a lot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
. . . you, as the kids say, wnt 2.