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Okcomeonman

35 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Contents: 1 standard-issue middle-class white male (self-cleaning).

I've just moved back to PDX for a new job. I grew up in LO and am very excited to be back. In the ten years I've been gone hipsters have taken over this town (you may have noticed); but I've always found them adorable, so unlike a lot of people I don't mind.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I subtly but irrevocably warp young minds through the teaching of East Asian studies.

I also hope to invent a time machine so that I can go back and tell my younger self to study China rather than Japan, because, jeez, that's all anybody wants to talk about these days.

Once I've done that I plan to check on the market for time machines. Having banked the bajillions of dollars that would no doubt net me, I'll pour myself a glass of $1000 scotch and consider the possibility that time travel has moral or cosmic downsides.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll tell you what I wished people noticed: My beard is starting to go gray near my chin. "Distinguished" status, here I come!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Shit that needs doing. By me. Or others.

There's a lot of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
. . . finding out a litte about how Portland has and hasn't changed since I last lived here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
. . . is that I've started experimenting with Twitter. #ILearnedItFromWatchingYou!

(Was that 150 characters?)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are interested in anything on my to-do list:
The Portland Art Museum
Bollywood Theater
Stand-up
Pub Trivia
The Lan Su Garden
Yuzu
Some sort of festival or something
Ribs