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Okcyclops

35 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What to put so I do not sound like I am writing a homogenized garage sale add for the Saturday newspaper, Ok me: I have been told at times I look like Vin Diesel but I promise you the reader I do not steal light pastel orange colored Hondas with loud exhaust pipes JUST KIDDDING about the Vin Diesel thing..(that was my sales pitch.)..... I am clean cut, athletic, blah blah blah blah blah... And blah.... And blah blah blah... I enjoy stand up comedy and watching movies, (really movies) Blah blah blah.. I like cooking, drawing, art, reading books, watching documentaries, working out, running, wind sprints, hiking while avoiding rattlesnake fangs and ticks of course, health and fitness, learning boxing & judo (just for fitness and fun and not to be that guy at the bar picking a fight with the silver napkin dispenser and bashing it in with a flying headbutt.) I joke a lot. Blah blah I bet I will make you laugh more then the last 55 guys who messages you boring stuff like "u hell@ cute, sup gyrl" and paragraphs of uncreative unoriginal compliments that makes the directions on a bag of frozen French fries seem enjoyable to read.......

I ramped up my sarcasm & satire on here to ward off boring woman who have the the personality of a very dead mosquito on a dusty museum windowsill.

Jk, about the Vin Diesel thing above that would be a year supply of "douchebag guy" thing to say. 😖
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hunting goals, playing hard, maintaining great family time,friendships, working hard. Enjoying things very much.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding dengue fever while taking short cuts through heavy vegetative tropical jungles with a machete clinched between my teeth then kicking red ant mounds 20 feet just for the sake of multitasking and working out my calf muscles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a jerko to people and I let pedestrians cross the crosswalk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I dew knot lyke two reed muhhch.

Jk.

Recently I been juggling General George Patton's biography and a Judo submission grappling instructional book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, food, sleep, water, food, sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I should do for fun next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on my gangsta rap career and running my brass-knuckles through the dishwasher.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like that song by Justin Timberlake"What Comes Around Goes Around."

I just would not play it infront of my friends or at the red light, police DUI checkpoint, bridge toll booth with the window down because then I would be heavily scrutinized. If it came on the radio I would listen to it followed by the Mary Jane Girls
"In My House."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have a sense of humor bigger then a charging tidal wave on a beach peppered full of cheap plastic made in Taiwan beach chairs and you are not a malicious aspiring female Charles Manson.