What to put so I do not sound like I am writing a homogenized
garage sale add for the Saturday newspaper, Ok me: I have been told
at times I look like Vin Diesel but I promise you the reader I do
not steal light pastel orange colored Hondas with loud exhaust
pipes JUST KIDDDING about the Vin Diesel thing..(that was my sales
pitch.)..... I am clean cut, athletic, blah blah blah blah blah...
And blah.... And blah blah blah... I enjoy stand up comedy and
watching movies, (really movies) Blah blah blah.. I like cooking,
drawing, art, reading books, watching documentaries, working out,
running, wind sprints, hiking while avoiding rattlesnake fangs and
ticks of course, health and fitness, learning boxing & judo
(just for fitness and fun and not to be that guy at the bar picking
a fight with the silver napkin dispenser and bashing it in with a
flying headbutt.) I joke a lot. Blah blah I bet I will make you
laugh more then the last 55 guys who messages you boring stuff like
"u hell@ cute, sup gyrl" and paragraphs of uncreative unoriginal
compliments that makes the directions on a bag of frozen French
fries seem enjoyable to read.......
I ramped up my sarcasm & satire on here to ward off boring
woman who have the the personality of a very dead mosquito on a
dusty museum windowsill.
Jk, about the Vin Diesel thing above that would be a year supply of
"douchebag guy" thing to say. 😖