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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-99
  • Located anywhere
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Last online
Yesterday – 10:23pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The other guys that message you are boring like watching lettuce grow in bad weather conditions while listening to
A cappella Christmas music by Mariah Carey. I am fun, my sarcasm/banter is far better, I can make you laugh profusely. If a malicious UFO came to attack planet earth I would keep you safe , we would steal emergency earthquake kit supplies from people we do not like. I workout, do martial arts, work hard, I like doing art, fan of comedy. Did I mention, I want to buy you designer knockoff weatherproof purses from Taiwan . Jk. 💪
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hunting goals, playing hard, maintaining great family time with my parents and little sister, strong friendships, working hard. Enjoying life very much. I have a creative media-drenched hobby that I been doing since 1998 that made some big waves over the years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding dengue fever while taking short cuts through heavy vegetative tropical jungles with a machete clinched between my teeth then kicking red ant mounds 20 feet just for the sake of multitasking, impressing you and working out my calf muscles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Confident but not an arrogant piss-ant.

I can make decisions and will not ask you "what do you want to do, go, or want to eat!??" a zillion times like a annoying guy who can not lead worth shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I dew knot lyke two reed muhhch.


Recently I been juggling General George Patton's biography and a Judo submission grappling instructional book.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, food, sleep, water, food, sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff that is constructive and turbo charges my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on my gangsta rap career and running my brass-knuckles through the dishwasher with sour apple scented soap.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like that song by Justin Timberlake"What Comes Around Goes Around."

I just would not play it infront of my friends or at the red light, police DUI checkpoint, bridge toll booth with the window down because then I would be heavily scrutinized. If it came on the radio I would listen to it followed by the Mary Jane Girls
"In My House."
You should message me if
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You are NOT an aspiring Charles Manson or The Zodiac Killer.