The other guys that message you are boring like watching lettuce
grow in bad weather conditions while listening to
A cappella Christmas music by Mariah Carey. I am fun, my
sarcasm/banter is far better, I can make you laugh profusely. If a
malicious UFO came to attack planet earth I would keep you safe ,
we would steal emergency earthquake kit supplies from people we do
not like. I workout, do martial arts, work hard, I like doing art,
fan of comedy. Did I mention, I want to buy you designer knockoff
weatherproof purses from Taiwan . Jk. 💪
What I’m doing with my life
Hunting goals, playing hard, maintaining great family time with my
parents and little sister, strong friendships, working hard.
Enjoying life very much. I have a creative media-drenched hobby
that I been doing since 1998 that made some big waves over the
I’m really good at
Avoiding dengue fever while taking short cuts through heavy
vegetative tropical jungles with a machete clinched between my
teeth then kicking red ant mounds 20 feet just for the sake of
multitasking, impressing you and working out my calf muscles.
The first things people usually notice about me
Confident but not an arrogant piss-ant.
I can make decisions and will not ask you "what do you want to do,
go, or want to eat!??" a zillion times like a annoying guy who can
not lead worth shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dew knot lyke two reed muhhch.
Recently I been juggling General George Patton's biography and a
Judo submission grappling instructional book.
The six things I could never do without
Water, food, sleep, water, food, sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff that is constructive and turbo charges my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working on my gangsta rap career and running my brass-knuckles
through the dishwasher with sour apple scented soap.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like that song by Justin Timberlake"What Comes Around Goes
I just would not play it infront of my friends or at the red light,
police DUI checkpoint, bridge toll booth with the window down
because then I would be heavily scrutinized. If it came on the
radio I would listen to it followed by the Mary Jane Girls
"In My House."
You should message me if
You are NOT an aspiring Charles Manson or The Zodiac Killer.