- Half-Cat, half-woman, half-witch, half-man. Simply calculations show that altogether she's 2 people which perfectly explains why she's so fucked up and full of inconsistencies.

- Child of Chaos and Destruction.

- Malkavian who has drunk too much from Torreador.

- Fuckin' hedonist.

- Misogynist.

- Obsessive & compulsive.

- Has an allergy to stupidity.

- Addcited to coffee and hugging.

I exist. Guess, it's the most important thing.
Who or what exactly I am you have to verify by yourself.
Everything I wrote about myself, would be narcissistic bullshit.

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• HAMADASMARTMAN

I study English and work in the afternoons - that's rather obvious.

In my free time I'm constantly saving the world. Or rather - worlds. Yeah, I mean playing RPG.
I can't say I'm very attached to this reality. As my friend said "Reality is for the weak!" or, as my other friend says "Reality? That's where from they bring me pizza!"
I myself say: "Sanity is overestimated" - that's a good motto for the one of the Malkavian Clan (and if you don't know who a Malkavian is, you might as well leave this profile).

Besides, I'm running a lot with my camera. Effects can be seen here: http://oki666.deviantart.com/.
I write on my blog (htttp://okot.blog.pl*) and I'm still dreaming about writing my own book ("Not writing? I might as well stop breathing!" :P).
As my writing doesn't go as good as I wish I'm becoming more and more HankMoodish every day.

Also, I spend a lot of time with my, as insane and fucked up as I, friends. Effect can be read here: (http://need-to-talk.w.of.pl*)

I try to read as many books and watch as many movies as possible which always leads me to conclusion that life is too short and day should have more hours.

I used to train martial arts (karate, aikido), but now I'm having a break caused by lack of time.

* Polish only

- Being me
- Making up stories
- Creating Character's History which leaves every GM in tears
- Inventing one thousand things to do in order NOT to learn
- Hugging

- Read hair
- Earrings
- Big bag
- Sharp tongue

Ohh.... and how trite is this?
But, oh, well, let's go through this.

Music: mostly rock, metal, shanties, etc. I love my friends' Viridian band (http://www.myspace.com/viridianband - GO there RIGHT NOW!). Also I listen to stuff like: Muse, Iron Maiden, Marillion, Billy Idol, Metallica, Godsmack, Lake of Tears, Garbage, The Cranbarries, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Moonlight, Closterkeller, Ghost of the Robot, Kipelov, Manowar, Nohavica, Pidżama Porno (Polish), Joy Division and many, many more.

Books (or rather writers): Joanna Chmielewska, Anne Rice, Andrzej Sapkowski, Andrzej Pilipiuk, Jacek Piekara, Siergiej Łukjanienko, Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, Magdalena Kozak, John Moore, Paulo Coelho, Jerzy Nasierowski. I usually read Polish fantasy or SF, but often I switch to foreign fantasy or good drama.

Movies: stuff like "Requiem for a Dream", "The Boondock Saints", "Matrix", "Breakfast on the Pluto", "Philadelphia", "The Rules of Attraction", "Dark Knight", "Brokeback Mountain", "Snatch", "Fuckin Amal", almost everything by Woody Allen, Gus van Sant... Actually I love so many movies, I'd never manage to list them all.

Food: Sushi! Chocolate, coffee (Yeah, I EAT coffee not drink it), Italian kitchen.

Now, are you happy? I guess nobody reads this anyway.

1) Books
2) Writing
3) Drawing/Photos
4) Some people
5) Hugging
6) Coffee/Chocolate

Me.
Apart from that, I imagine a lot of things.

Some place which usually is not my own home.

If I admitted it here, it wouldn't be private anymore, would it? :>

Besides, I don't have big need for privacy.

If you're read all of this and you still truly want to write to this antisocial, sarcastic, not very nice person who I am.