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Here we go!
I'm an honest, kind, loving, decent, caring, funny man. But I'm imperfect. There are many men here that will tell you that they are perfect, and they look the part too. Well, I'll give you an extra 5% off.
I think the best description is that I'm a playful goofy puppy that occasionally will scratch or jump on your foot. I am playful physically and verbally, of course with the best intentions, but when I say "I'm sorry" I mean it. I have a sense of humor that has been described as "dry". I guess that means I don't do poop jokes? That's not right.
"You're weird, Pee Wee!"
"Thank you Captain Carl!"
So, you may be asking, what is this Absolute Prince of a Human Being doing with his life? I'm a Registered Nurse. I changed careers a few years back and I wouldn't want to go back to the software industry, or for that matter, I'd not know what to DO. I'm a nurse, and that is THAT.
I am tender, beefy, and chewy