Hi all!

The name is Bryon. Pleased to meet ya.

I am already well spoken for by the most splenderific life partner that a fella could have. And I wouldn't even trade her for a shiny Charizard. It must be love, I guess. So I'm only here to take neat-o quizzes and for friends. Expext friendly and energetic replies.

My profile manages to change. A lot. I like to think that reflects my life, which is mostly made up of curve balls and chaos. And Stay-Puff Marshmallow Men.

I'm a self proclaimed nerd. Advocates for repopulating the life forms of Galifrey should message me immediately. We are sure to have lots to talk about.

Link to the awesomeness I call my life partner.
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Sooo..recently I tried to go back to college for Library Science but it turns out I owe The University of Toledo a butt load of money, so they're holding my transcripts hostage. It's very frightening. So technically, I'm kinda sorta a college dropout. For now at least.

In the meantime, I'm writing speculative humor. Strange Horizons and EscapePod are my target markets.

Does dragon slaying count? I am an excellent dragon slayer. Alphabetizing the shit out of your resources is within my abilities. (MLA and APA format. Annotations included...Zing!)

I am way too happy to meet people. Even strangers. Kind of like an overly friendly alien! Other than that, nothing really grabs your attention like tendrils of fascination, emanating from my being. Nope. I'm just a regular guy who gets too excited about books in the library.

1) Vital organs are a must. I'll just count them all as one necessity.

2)A Tardis (Its bigger on the inside. With the god-I-don't-believe-in as my witness, I WILL find a way to make that work as a that's what she said joke.)

3)A library. If I don't have a library, I'll explode. That happens sometimes.

4)My partner. Aka My cuddle buddy.

5) Slugwars. If you don't know about this awesome sport, please look it up.

6) A pillow fort. Need I say more?

Just what WOULD happen if a vegetarian became a zombie? Would Winston Churchill win in a fight with Thor, God of thunder? What if Bigfoot had to get a job, and assimilate into our society? If aliens immigrated to the US from other planets, how much would tea-party conservatives flip their shit?

Navigating a vast dungeon for hordes of booty with only my iron will and my wits about me...and a portal gun.

Sitting patiently with my partner until she gets her letter to attend hogwarts.

My partner and I are inappropriately turned on by horror flicks.

Message me if you realize that behind my ridiculous joking, there is a reasonably bright guy, who is trying to lead an examined life and navigate through my human condition. Just like everyone else.