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NeutronDethstar

26 M San Antonio, TX

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It should be known that my heart is pretty dead set on a little lady from my hometown, but I wouldn't mind meeting some new friends that are fellow science lovers, metal heads, beer lovers, or cultivators of the absurd. I didn't feel like editing the rest of my profile, whatever.

I suppose my self-summary should not be comprised of obligatory quotes that give you little to no insight into my mind, but I believe the ones I did have - gave an honest/ideological representation of myself.

My mind is a cluttered desk of unfinished theories and transcribed journals from introspective wandering. This is a good thing most of the time. Sometimes, I suppose, I can seem detached, but that in itself is an opinion based upon an argument not had yet. I do not typically talk about these things anymore because they are incomplete, and once they are not, I merge them into my consciousness.

It should be known that----
I tend to not get worked up over anything, and find humor with a touch of crass sarcasm to be the epitome of mental pleasure for myself. Netflix is pretty adamant that I like Absurd things. The previous sentence should explain the rest of my profile and the "my details" section.

If you have made it this far without going, "This dude is a smidgen away from being the cure for Restless Leg Syndrome and Insomnia," then you are probably up my alley. The rest is an exercise pertaining to another side of who I am, pure absurdity. Enjoy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Destroying planets with my gravity device that creates massive gravity wells at the push of a button, but you have to know what year the government faked Reagan's death and turned him into a freedom Robocop, to use it. Somedays I spend laughing about the people on Alderaan or wondering what will allow/it take the human race to be a truly tier one civilization. Other than that, I'm spring cleaning, and livin' life with my pup by my side whilst hailing Crom(!).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting furniture together. Head banging (Raining Blood!). Thinking about stuff that doesn't matter. Breaking things unintentionally. Cracking backs. Destroying the underskirts of cupcakes with my bare hand (I don't eat fatty cakes however)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, large tattoos, fake leg, and mannerisms.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Hemmingway in terms of fiction though I usually stick to Non. Neil Degrasse Tyson is my favorite current writer/speaker/astrophysicist. Hawking, Dawkins. Ender's Game.
I would kill for a leather bound copy of The Old Man and the Sea. Just Sayin'.

Movies- Anything Clint Eastwood, Cheesy Action, Animation (Pixar), and movies that play your mind like a turntable.

Shows- 30 Rock, Archer, Metalocalypse, Squidbillies, Wilfred, Arrested Development, mo'fuggin ATHF. Cosmos is being redone and airing in 2014!

Music- Various artists, and fuckin' Elvis (Seriously, I listen to a lot of Elvis).

Food- Healthy shit, and sharing popcorn with my dog (Pop Secret's Homestyle is da' bomb, and I get very agitated when I cannot find it. Seriously, it is the best popcorn and all of these damned fat Americans are ruining it with their Gollum like craving for butter covered butter with a horrible substrate of styrofoam peanuts.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Thought, Absurdity, My Pup, Good Beer/Bourbon with Better Friends, Music, Sunrises.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I am introspective to a fault. My internal distractability is Graham's number high.

Why the hell I quit playing the saxophone. Because, I could be totally killing it in a big band or blues band. I could even have a badass blues name. I mean, it would have to be something along the lines of Mash Potatoes Johnson. I'm open for suggestion.

How many people using this site have found a significant other while pooping and browsing on the app.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tossin' one back and blasting off to coolsville. I ain't got no time for squares. Howling at the moon. Playing street Quidditch with my bros.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The NSA knows.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Frankly, if you feel like it.

Addendum- You should also message me if:
You know that the Earth is an irregular oblate spheroid, but you aren't a prick that corrects everyone when they say that it is round. (It is a certain personality trait that I am looking for, but cannot properly define.)
*Bonus if you know the two descriptors past the aforementioned pertaining to the Earth's shape.