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Ollivander

28 / M / straight / Single

Gaithersburg, Maryland

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Great guy that has opened up my eyes to a lot of things and has changed my outlook on things in my own life making me a better person. And h... read more

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Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6' 3" (1.90m).
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Judaism but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio and it matters a lot
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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I am crazy, fun-loving, and adventurous.

My Self-Summary

Where to start? Well, I'm Irish for one. I love my heritage and am pretty much the epitome of it. I smoke, drink, curse, and am a generally disruptive type of person. When I say disruptive I do not mean violent in any way. I just tend to ramble and have retained my Thespian ability to project my voice. Just can't seem to ever turn it off! My friends say I have a charm about me but I fail to see it. My failings and flaws are well known to me except where love is concerned. So, I pretty much gave up on it and am simply looking to have as much fun in what time I have left. I am really just a kid at heart. I watch a good deal of Anime and play more than my fair share of Video Games. I also have a large passion for committing to playing Board Games that take more than 8 hours to complete. I guess with the child inside also comes a very large geek.

What I’m doing with my life

I currently live in Gaithersburg, MD trying to make the most of what I can. I work for the SEC on Capitol Hill, DC as a forensic analyst. I moved here about six months ago now and will never look back. I'm still adjusting to the area and trying to meet some of the local tribes though.

I’m really good at

I can drink most of my friends under the table with little to no effort. I find myself comfortable in pretty much any situation unless asked to sing country at Karaoke. I play a lot of video games and spend most of my time at home playing World of Warcraft or Aion. I am an acclaimed painter but not of the usual sorts. I paint 22mm figurines and take great pride in them. I attend a great many conventions and gatherings of geeky sorts. I am attending Katsucon and am currently looking into Anthrocon to give you an idea of the genres. I've been told on an enumerated number of occasions that I am a great shoulder to cry on and always there if they need an ear.

The first things people usually notice about me

I am a very loud and jovial person. Most people tend to notice me because I am pretty hard to miss. I'm 6'3" so I literally stand out in a crowd. I can make a joke in any situation and can bring a smile to the most depressed of faces. My eyes change colors and tend to draw curious looks for people who notice. My female friends say I have a great ass. Not like I can see it LOL.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Elminster: The Making of a Mage by Ed Greenwood, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and my dark side is that I am guilty of loving the Harry Potter books

Serenity, Boondock Saints, Shawshank Redemption, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Willow, V for Vendetta, The Princess Bride, Nightmare before Christmas, anything by Hayao Miyazaki, and of course Star Wars

Most of my favorite music is all in Japanese or orchestral, but I enjoy Disturbed, Linkin Park, Daft Punk, Oakenfold, Bad Boy Bill, and Green Day.

I love all kinds of food and will try anything once. From Japanese to Italian there is always something I will find appetizing. But, Hibatchi and Yakatori steal my breath away.

I watch very little TV. In fact, I don't even have cable in my apartment. But of what I do watch/own on DVD is Firefly, House, Heroes, CSI: Las Vegas, NCIS, The Pretender and Zero Punctuation ((What? It's TV too damnit!))

The six things I could never do without

(1) My fucking hat! ((What's a pirate without his hat?))
(2) My computer goes without saying
(3) Cigarettes, Marlboro Blend 27 Baby!
(4) My '99 Chevy Blazer
(5) Counter-attack plans for the eventual zombie take-over
(6) My sir unit, Gir

I spend a lot of time thinking about

"Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after our work is never over" -Daft Punk

Why could the Rennfest not be a real city rather than a bi-annual event? I would totally live there. I was born into the completely wrong century.

What changed society to such a degree where if I wave and smile at a person walking down the street do they respond with a disgusted look. Not like I'm going to fucking kill you if you smile and wave back. Deities forbid I actually try to say something or even try to hold a conversation with a complete stranger.

On a typical Friday night I am

Fridays have changed greatly for me in the recent past as now Saturdays are the pinnacle of my week. I carried over my tradition in college of having a psuedo house party every Saturday night with lots of drinking and good ol' fun times to be had. So Friday is usually spent in preparation. Ariku224, AtomicMecha and RedHeadNerd are usually along my side getting things together. After we are ready for the adventure to come we usually either head to Hard Times in Germantown for some billiards or sit around the house and play video games. We're looking for a good karaoke joint though, so let me know if you happen to know of one.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have quite a few addictions, they have been made blatantly apparent so far. I guess I have admitted everything already!

Oh and apparently I am only 88% compatible with myself LOL. It makes no sense, just the way I like it!

You should message me if

Obviously you should contact me if something has interested you. Though you must keep in mind. I am not looking for a penpal or an email relationship. You should only contact me if your intentions are to actually go out and DO something at some point.