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OlmecLives

25 Oklahoma City, OK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Megan likes Haunted houses, space, fossils, chef boyardee box pizza, cats, light-hearted vandalism, Bob Saget, Berry Kix, Seeing Blue Whales on tv, Disc golf, and self taught karate,
Megan hates strawberries,Channing Tatum, mean folks, when the arms of your jacket/sweater are inside out, wacky shower pressure or when cold water comes out of the shampoo bottle when you open it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing muh cello in a band, occasionally lending a helping hand, going to school, breaking a rule, trying to improve my diet, wishing for a mass riot, loving critters, making zucchini fritters, wearing braces, visiting new places, never knowing the time, and busting out this sweet rhyme.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
too humble to say i'm really good at it, but i love playing cello, and guitar. painting. being charming and off-putting all at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hopefully it's not the heroin needle sticking out of my arm. haaa haaa joking. obviously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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music - i have waaay too many to list, and it takes the magic out of getting to know someone.. buuuut i'll list a few. Tom Waits, Guided by voices, Leonard Cohen, and The vaselines.
Movies - Favorite of all time JURASSIC PARK, The big Lebowski, Good Will Hunting, Heavy Weights
Shows- Seinfeld, Dexter,Game of Thrones, True Detective, Gilmore Girls, Always Sunny, and if you're totally awesome you'll get the reference to my screen name.
Food- Hummus and Mangos.
Books- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Raptor Red, Breakfast of Champions
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Nephew
My Teddy bear Fred
Cello
My B-pack
eye crust when you wake up
Cute animal videos. teeheeheee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bill Murray, the universe, how different commercials would be if directed by Megan, and Killer whales.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Walking around okc shoeless and pushing a Buy for Less shopping cart full of copper wire and cans. Wearing a stained Hip hop Tweety bird shirt from 1996
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Megan has a phobia of aquariums. It's not just a fear. It's goddamn debilitating. Even big fish tanks make my palms all sweaty.
So note, no surprise trips to that aquarium in Jenks, unless you want to see me simultaneously puke and pass out.
You should message me if
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If you're cool. not looking for the third piece of a threesome puzzle, and don't have a bunch of numbers in your screen name. example? suuure. OUGuy35829