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25 F Oklahoma City, OK

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:09pm
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Megan likes Haunted houses, space, fossils, chef boyardee box pizza, cats, light-hearted vandalism, Bob Saget, Berry Kix, Seeing Blue Whales on tv, Disc golf, and self taught karate,
Megan hates strawberries,Channing Tatum, mean folks, when the arms of your jacket/sweater are inside out, wacky shower pressure or when cold water comes out of the shampoo bottle when you open it.
What I’m doing with my life
In Home massage therapist. Writing a manifesto that hopefully grand children will read when i'm dead and say something like " jesus christ, grandma was crazy"
I’m really good at
too humble to say i'm really good at it, but i love playing cello, and guitar. painting. being charming and off-putting all at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hopefully it's not the heroin needle sticking out of my arm. haaa haaa joking. obviously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music - i have waaay too many to list, and it takes the magic out of getting to know someone.. buuuut i'll list a few. Tom Waits, Guided by voices, Leonard Cohen, and The vaselines.
Movies - Favorite of all time JURASSIC PARK, The big Lebowski, Good Will Hunting, Heavy Weights
Shows- Seinfeld, Dexter,Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Trublood, American Horror Story,Gilmore Girls, Downton Abbey, and if you're totally awesome you'll get the reference to my screen name.
Food- Hummus and Mangos.
Books- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Raptor Red, Breakfast of Champions
The six things I could never do without
My Nephew
My Teddy bear Fred
My B-pack
eye crust when you wake up
Cute animal videos. teeheeheee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bill Murray, the universe, how different commercials would be if directed by Megan, and Killer whales.
On a typical Friday night I am
Walking around okc shoeless and pushing a Buy for Less shopping cart full of copper wire and cans. Wearing a stained Hip hop Tweety bird shirt from 1996
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Megan has a phobia of aquariums. It's not just a fear. It's goddamn debilitating. Even big fish tanks make my palms all sweaty.
So, note that's never going to be an okay date to take me on. No surprise trips to that aquarium in Jenks, unless you want to see me simultaneously puke and pass out.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you're cool. not looking for the third piece of a threesome puzzle, and don't have a bunch of numbers in your screen name. example? suuure. OUGuy35829