I am a waiter. And I am in a Barbershop quartet.

Still here?

Good.

I am a gentleman.

Loyalty. Nerdy stuff. Singing in Italian. Mopping. Crosswords. Changing light bulbs. I could sing to you. I get paid to do it, occasionally.

I am devilishly handsome. Oh, and sorta tall.

Books:
Wool
Dune (series)
A Song of Ice and Fire (series)
The Old Man and the Sea
Welcome to the Monkey House
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Skeleton Crew
Treasure Island
Lord of the Rings
The Past Through Tomorrow
The Sentinel

I love Science Fiction – especially anything by Robert Heinlein, Asimov, or Arthur C. Clark. Also, four of these are short story collections, so I should mention that I love short stories. If you really want to know, read the story "The Last Question", by Asimov. 10 minutes well spent, and if you like it, we should get on just fine.

Movies:
Miller's Crossing
The Godfather
Unforgiven
Legends of the Fall
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Things to do in Denver When You're Dead
UHF
The Dark Knight
Pulp Fiction
Groundhog Day
Raising Arizona
Amadeus
The Usual Suspects
Good Fellas
The Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen
The Big Lebowski

Shows:
Jeopardy
The Simpsons
30 Rock
Parks & Recreation
The Universe
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Colbert Report
The A-Team

Music:
Classic Rock – The Beatles, Led Zepplin, CSNY, Bob Dylan, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Simon & Garfunkel

Classical – Brahm's Requiem, Mozart, All Beethoven, Puccini, Aaron Copland, Gershwin

Mary Flower

Stevie Wonder

Anything Barber Shop

Singing
Sailing
Books
Cheese
Friends
Laughter

Why did we give up on water wheels? Put a few of those on the Chicago skyscrapers, see what happens. How can I make my 20'x23' patch of backyard awesome? Is there a Brown Dwarf star (Nemesis) at the edge of the solar system? Why do I dream that I am a Salmon?

Working or reading.

I have a bit of OCD, and the sounds of a harbor can bring a tear to my eye.

You can hold an intelligent conversation, you don't mind nerds, and you have a song in your heart. Bonus points if you don't get sea sick and like robots.