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OmbraInFumo

29 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I have the most adorable dog. I feel like I do a lot of things well, just not often enough to be great. If that makes sense... Despite the rain and crappy drivers here in Portland I get around by motorcycle. I do have a car that I use sometimes... when I'm not working on it. I've been in Oregon for 5 years. I can't really think of anywhere else I would want to live in the near future. I'm good with food and beer, and to a certain extent technology.
What I’m doing with my life
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I was working for a brewery for 4 years doing lots of random jobs. I have a degree in Culinary Arts. I'm thinking about going back to school for... something. Though I think I could be happy with my own small bar.

I appear to be failing at not growing up.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My septum is pierced. People ask if it hurt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Arthur Nersesian, Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Isaac Asimov, Neil Gaiman, etc.

Six String Samurai, Brazil, Dr. Strangelove, Equilibirum, Evil Dead 2, Fight Club, Hackers, Hank and Mike, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, In Bruges, the Life Aquatic, Little Miss Sunshine, Pulp Fiction, SLC Punk, Tank Girl, Taxi Driver, THX 1138, Wasabi, Wizards, Wristcutters: a Love Story, and almost anything involving Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Takashi Miike, or Mel Brooks... and I like B Movies and movies with subtitles...

My Favorites are Gogol Bordello, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers Recently I have been listening to a lot of Alt-Country (Lucero, Gaslight Anthem, Bottle Rockets, Neko Case) and Ska (Westbound Train, the Slackers, the Specials, Reel Big Fish) electronic (Fatboy Slim, the Crystal Method, DJ Shadow, Daft Punk) and underground/indie hip hop... throw in some Hot Chip, MGMT, Volbeat, etc... yeah I have varied tastes.

I'm up for almost any food. I like my steaks expensive and medium rare. I haven't had an Italian dish yet that I haven't liked. I wish I knew more about wine. Sushi is awesome, Chinese, Thai, Indian, Ethiopian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) the comforting whir of a leaf-blower at 8am
2) even numbers
3) eyelids
4) lip gloss
5) my collection of shareware DOS games on floppy disk
6) MSG
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puppies in zero gravity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shitty beers, good beers... shitty movies, good movies... *Shrug*
You should message me if
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Go ahead and just say "hey"

We should quit wasting our time on the internet, learn some long cons, buy fancy clothes, and take up base jumping so we can create an elite team of international art thieves.

Or just message me if you want me to buy you a beer. That's a good start, right?

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