I'm an ever-present enigma, a moat in the mind's eye that protrudes through the tunnel of your vision. I also happen to make about as much sense as that first sentence. Unravel me like a Rubik's Cube and I'll be putty in your hands (or something else similarly malleable).
Oh, and this space is for rent. $1/word. Hey, everyone can use some extra income!
So, OKCupid is telling me to add more here. What the hell more would you really wanna know? Should I start listing off all of the random factoids about myself that I can think of? Someone needs to clue in the powers-that-be...a little mystery to someone can go a long, long way.
Я знаю мало Русский язык, тоже.
I am scintillating, chivalrous, and omniscient