Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Note: Yes, I'm in Kiev!
I'm an ever-present enigma, a moat in the mind's eye that protrudes
through the tunnel of your vision. I also happen to make about as
much sense as that first sentence. Unravel me like a Rubik's Cube
and I'll be putty in your hands (or something else similarly
Oh, and this space is for rent. $1/word. Hey, everyone can use some
So, OKCupid is telling me to add more here. What the hell more
would you really wanna know? Should I start listing off all of the
random factoids about myself that I can think of? Someone needs to
clue in the powers-that-be...a little mystery to someone can go a
long, long way.
Я знаю мало Русский язык, тоже.
I am scintillating, chivalrous, and omniscient
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm going through the biggest change I've ever gone through in my
life, and just moved to a foreign country (Ukraine). I'm also
undergoing a career change.
I'm also trying to learn the Russian language. If you speak
Russian, you will automatically get bonus points from me.
Мой Русский плохой. Помогите мне, пожалуйста!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being lazy and obnoxious, all qualities that every woman looks for.
Also at being sarcastic, in case you didn't get that last sentence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Considering where I live, it's the fact that I'm a foreigner. All
foreigners stick out like a sore thumb here.
I've received many a compliment on my smile. I've been told that my
smile reminds them of a little boy. I'm still not sure as to
whether or not I should take that as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) Anything by Robert Heinlein
with lots of violence and gratuitous sex scenes (c) Anything by
(d) Anything that I find edible
Oh, and yes, I like much, much more than what I listed above. I
have a decent collection of anime and sci-fi movies, but my DVD
collection isn't simply limited to those two things. I will watch
or read just about anything that is in a historical setting, along
with a lot of fantasy and sci fi. Yes, I'm a geek, and
As far as music goes, I'm primarily a classic rock person, but
certainly not limited to that genre. Lately I've grown a unique
fondness for Eastern European hip-hop. And yes, I'm being serious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2.) Computer games 3.) Computer 4.) Music 5.) Baseball
(Red Sox fan, so
get over it) 6.) A blank wall to stare at
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm male. What do you think?
Я учу русский тоже.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Living up the high life by watching DVDs or playing games on the
computer. Every once in a while one of my friends may end up
convincing me to get out of the house or hang out. Sometimes. If
someone comes along and expresses an interest in going to the
movies or playing mini-golf or pool, then rest assured I will be up
for either of those things, regardless of my mood.
EDIT: Lately I've been spending a lot more time hanging out with
friends. Being in so much demand can be exhausting at times, but
I'm having fun nonetheless.
EDIT to the EDIT: My life is pretty boring right now since I've
been in a transitional period. Don't let that scare you away,
EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT: Ok, started going a little crazy with
things in Vegas towards the end there, so I've been pretty low-key
since I returned. However, I would not mind actually having
something to do on a Friday night...
EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT (yup, I'm overdoing it
here): "Low-key" doesn't even begin to describe living here in
Sierra Vista. My God, I think I've died and gone to
EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT to the EDIT (yes, I
completely obliterated the dead horse): Right now my Friday nights
are spent working, and then sleeping for an early day on Saturday.
Saturday night is when all of the action happens!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a severe weakness for Eastern European women. Oсобенно для
русских, украинских, и польских девочек.
Ok, so I'm going to expand this out a bit. Not only do I have a
weakness for Eastern European women, I've developed a particular
distaste for American women. Мои красивые русские девушки, вы
намного превосходят американские девушки.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you have a sense of humor, enjoy intelligent conversation, and
could always use another friend. And definitely message me if you
like tall, dark, American men.))
Пожалуйста, напиши мне, если ты говоришь на русском.
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