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29 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:03pm
Black, Native American, Other
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Where to start…

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

My name’s Andy(Not short for Andrew…in case you were wondering.) and I just re-relocaced from the bottom of the county to the outskirts of Seattle. I’m a geek and my general alignment in life is Chaotic-Neutral. I’m kinda like an anti-hero. I’ll save the day, but if I do, it’s probably because someone paid me a crap ton of money to do it. But hey, let’s focus on the me saving the day part.

I’ve been called a lot of things: mellow, aloof, and often times apathetic, but regardless of that last one, people still seem to like me. Maybe it’s because I saved the day or something?

If you can’t already tell, I’m a pretty big geek, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. I revel in my geekery, just like Scrooge McDuck revels in his piles and piles of gold in the cartoon Duck Tales. That’s right, I have a huge vault filled with it that I swim through. Ok, I don’t really swim through it and I don’t have a huge vault of it, but I’m sure you get the overpainted picture.

You know, when it comes right down to it, I’m kinda like a wizard…only I don’t have any wizard powers. Just like in Harry Potter, only European people have magic. Sad, isn’t it? What I lack in magical powers though I make up for in awesomeness and self-image. And let’s face it, having a good self-image is an important thing, wouldn’t you say?(This is the part where I assume you just agreed with me because I can’t hear you say otherwise.)

Aside from everything I’ve just said, I can cook killer French toast. Don’t worry though, it won’t actually kill you. It’ll just taste so great that you think you’ve died and gone to heaven.(Again, good self-image.)

My sense of humour is all over the place, ranging from dry to just plain ridiculous, so I basically get UK and American comedy. Lucky me.

As to why I’m on here, which is probably more important than most of the other things I’ve just said. I’ve once again entered the realm of singledom. Not being one to brood over things like that, I figured I need to get out there and meet new and interesting people. And of course by get out there, I mean hop on the nearest laptop and edit a profile or two. I want to get to know some awesome people…even if you’re not like-minded, if you’re awesome it’s more than good enough. You reading this might be my future best friend, or the guy who falls prey to my anti-hero ways and magicless wizard-like charm.(Just kidding there…partially.)

So, what’s your favorite book? What grand adventure or journey are you wanting to/waiting to undertake? I want to experience life with great people. Let’s go grab a bit to eat, watch/listen to a thunderstorm, go on a walk somewhere, check out a museum or go to a concert. Let’s go check out nature, poke it in the eye with a stick and run away scream as it chases after us.(That last part is purely optional of course.)
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working full-time at a decent-ish paying job. I don't have a career as of yet, but hey...I'm earning a living, so it's not to be knocked, ya know?
Aside from that, I'm an artist, but I spend most of my time writing.
You can check out my art at @ (I made the site myself.)
You can check out my writing @
I'm also newly-ish ordained as a minister(Yes those online things count. Well, some of them at least.) I've yet to perform any ceremonies, but eh...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing spooky stories.
Doing a Bane or Sean Connery impersonation.
Super Smash Bros in all forms.
Cooking(some things)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a platypus.
Maybe it's the "heterosexual camouflage" I seem to have, because everyone who meets me thinks I'm straight.
One of my three tattoos.
The accent that I may or may not have.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Magician: Apprentice, The Samurai's Wife, Faerie Tale, The Horn and the Falcon, The Hobbit, Magicians End, The Innocent Mage, The Awakened Mage, The Name of the Wind, A Blight Of Mages, Anything Inspired by HP Lovecraft. (If you can't tell already... I prefer fiction and fantasy.)

The Conjuring, Guardians Of The Galaxy, The Avengers, Thor The Dark World, The Craft, Iron Monkey, Odd Thomas, Star Trek Into Darkness, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Big Trouble In Little China, Spaceballs, The Cabin In The Woods, Tucker & Dale VS Evil, Disney's Robin Hood, Disney's Hercules, The Langoliers, The Possession, The Possession of Michael King, Dead Before Dawn, Hook, Our Idiot Brother, The Prince of Egypt.

Video Games:
Skyrim, Oblivion, Minecraft, Left 4 Dead 2, Resident Evil 5, Marvel Vs. Capcom, Halo...

Over The Garden Wall, Doctor Who, The IT Crowd, Codemonkeys, Supernatural, Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Big Bang Theory, Borgia, The Tudors, Rules of Engagement, Star Trek TNG, Sleepy Hollow, The Simpsons, Red vs. Blue, Murder She Wrote, Todd And The Book Of Pure Evil, The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy, Adventure Time, Mrs. Brown's Boys.

Protest the Hero, Trivium, Mindless Self Indulgence, Beethoven, Johnny Cash, Mozart, Flogging Molly, Johnathan Coulton, Bastille, Billy Talent, Coheed and Cambria, Ozzy Osbourne.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.'s near impossible to live without life.
Creative Outlet.
Sustenance of some sort.
Books...good ones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What a world of super powered individuals would really be like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work on Friday nights, so here's my "typical" Saturday night:
• Video Games
• Horror Movies
• Good food
• Conversation
• Finding new things to do.
• Hoping my boss doesn't call me in to work on Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wish I was better at Minecraft.
You should message me if
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You want someone to play a fun board game with.
You want to play a table-top rpg with me.
And of course... If you want to make an awesome new friend.