Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

Omni_kenetic

29 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:59pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how." -Rhett Butler

Hey, my name's Andy and the paradoxitaur is my spirit animal. Its a really rare thing. So long as I don’t believe in it, it exists; so I can never truly believe in it.
I was born and raised in Pennsylvania. but moved here at a young-ish age; on my journey to becoming a wizard. So, despite my living in this wondrous state of greenery and rain, I use my umbrella far too often to consider myself a true Washingtonian and I'm fine with that.

I'm a self proclaimed King of the Kaiju and sometimes, I like to think of myself as a riddle wrapped in an enigma, dipped in milk chocolate, though I'm nowhere near as complicated...and I unfortunately don't taste like chocolate. I know...I know, disappointing.

I love reading almost more than anything else. That is unless you count breathing and being alive in general. Without those two things, I couldnt really read.There's almost nothing as sweet as cracking open a brand new book for the very first time. And nothing beats that "new book" smell. Don't let my love of books fool you though, my head's not always stuck in one. I also have a Netflix addiction that I can't seem to shake just yet.

As to why I'm on here, which is probably more important than most of the other things I've just said...especially the wizard part.

I really want to find someone like-minded...or better yet, a group of people who're like-minded to connect with. I have this powerful need to play amazing video games and geek out in general with awesome people...all I'm missing is the people.

So, what's your latest favorite book? What's the show that you just can't get enough of? More importantly, I want to experience life with great people. Let's go grab a bite to eat, go on a walk, check out a museum or a concert. Let's go check out nature, poke it with a stick and run away screaming as it chases after us. (That last part's optional of course.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working full-time at a decent-ish paying job. I don't have a career as of yet, but hey...I'm earning a living, so it's not to be knocked, ya know?
Aside from that, I'm an artist, but I spend most of my time writing.
You can check out my art at @ www.heroicgraphics.com (I made the site myself.)
You can check out my writing @ www.randomgeekings.wordpress.com
I'm also newly-ish ordained as a minister(Yes those online things count. Well, some of them at least.) I've yet to perform any ceremonies, but eh...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Growing facial h air.
Writing spooky stories.
Doing a Bane or Sean Connery impersonation.
Super Smash Bros in all forms.
Cooking(some things)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shaved head.
One of my three tattoos.
The accent that I may or may not have.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Magician: Apprentice, The Samurai's Wife, Faerie Tale, The Horn and the Falcon, The Hobbit, Magicians End, The Innocent Mage, The Awakened Mage, The Name of the Wind, A Blight Of Mages, Anything Inspired by HP Lovecraft. (If you can't tell already... I prefer fiction and fantasy.)

Movies:
The Conjuring, Guardians Of The Galaxy, The Avengers, Thor The Dark World, The Craft, Iron Monkey, Odd Thomas, Star Trek Into Darkness, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Big Trouble In Little China, Spaceballs, The Cabin In The Woods, Tucker & Dale VS Evil, Disney's Robin Hood, Disney's Hercules, The Langoliers, The Possession, The Possession of Michael King, Dead Before Dawn, Hook, Our Idiot Brother, The Prince of Egypt.

Video Games:
Skyrim, Oblivion, Minecraft, Left 4 Dead 2, Resident Evil 5, Marvel Vs. Capcom, Halo...

Shows:
Over The Garden Wall, Doctor Who, The IT Crowd, Codemonkeys, Supernatural, Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Big Bang Theory, Borgia, The Tudors, Rules of Engagement, Star Trek TNG, Sleepy Hollow, The Simpsons, Red vs. Blue, Murder She Wrote, Todd And The Book Of Pure Evil, The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy, Adventure Time, Mrs. Brown's Boys.

Music:
Protest the Hero, Trivium, Mindless Self Indulgence, Beethoven, Johnny Cash, Mozart, Flogging Molly, Johnathan Coulton, Bastille, Billy Talent, Coheed and Cambria, Ozzy Osbourne.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Life...it's near impossible to live without life.
Friendship.
Creative Outlet.
Love.
Sustenance of some sort.
Books...good ones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What a world of super powered individuals would really be like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work on Friday nights, so here's my "typical" Saturday night:
• Video Games
• Horror Movies
• Good food
• Conversation
• Finding new things to do.
• Hoping my boss doesn't call me in to work on Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I was better at Minecraft.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want someone to play a fun board game with.
You want to play a table-top rpg with me.
And of course... If you want to make an awesome new friend.