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30 Seattle, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:52pm
Gay, Queer
Black, Native American, Other
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

My name is Andy and I'm basically kosher German chocolate. Because of work, I and my umbrella relocated to the occasionally not so rainy shores of Seattle. I'm a fun loving geek. I love gaming, tech talk, theology/mythology; the works. If I were ever made into a book character, I'd be the anti-hero. I'd swoop in and save the day, but it would likely be because someone paid me handsomely to do it. But hey, let's not focus on the money part. Let's focus on the fact that I saved the day. ^_^
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been writing for I don't know how long(short stories mostly)and finally decided it's time I try my hand at writing a novel, so that's what I'm doing...writing a novel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking like that one guy that you know and not being him.(People have offered me car rides thinking I was someone that I'm not)
Writing good stories
I've mastered the art of Procrastination
Video Games
Creating art
Being personable
Picking good movies to watch
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My aura of awesomeness.
That I'm not a platypus.
People tend to notice my inadvertent "heterosexual camouflage" as almost everyone I meet thinks I'm straight.
One of my three tattoos. (They're all of decent size and cause people to ask questions.)
The accent that I may or may not have.(People keep telling me I have some sort of accent.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Raymond E. Feist, Laura Joh Rowland, J.R.R. Tolkien, H.P. Lovecraft, Neil Gaiman.

Star Wars, Army of Darkness, The Possession, The Prince of Egypt, Lord of the Rings, The Man Who knew Too Little, Doctor Horrible's Singalong Blog.

The Strain, Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Big Bang Theory, Black Adder, Scream, Game Of Thrones, Over The Garden Wall, Supernatural, Forever.

Video Games:
Skyrim, Oblivion, Minecraft, Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil 5, Marvel Vs. Capcom, Halo...

Epic Metal, Thrash, Speed Metal, Classical, Soundtracks to epic films, Songs as sung by the cast of Glee.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Creative Outlet.
Sustenance of some sort.
Books...good ones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What a world of super powered individuals would really be like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Friday nights are seldom typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an ordained clergyman. Ok, sure I got ordained online, but it's totally legal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're willing to judge the content of my character, not the colour of my skin.(That's right, I spelled it with a "u".)

You want to play a game of Strip D&D.

You want to try my killer French Toast.

You want a t-shirt that says you tried my killer French Toast and survived.

You want someone to play a fun board game or table-top rpg with.

And of course... If you want to make an awesome new friend or go on a date. Dates are fun.

Most importantly, you should message me if you're not a Hufflepuff.