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27 Kelowna, British Columbia, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Sep 24, 2014
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I'm just gonna throw this out there and admit that I am what people call a Super-Nerd. I love science, and nature, technology, everything. I spend great amounts of time watching documentaries and learning whatever I can.

I'm into video games, science fiction, computers, and all that other fun and exciting stuff. I'm also adventurous, I love to explore and see places I've never seen. Whether it's a foreign country, or path that nobody knows where it leads. What's on the other side of that mountain? Lets find out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I function as an external brain for people wanting to use technology. I walk people through changing the channel on their TV, and explaining which wire plugs into which slot. I give people the Wifi talk, and educate people on the importance of plugging devices into electricity as well as pressing the ON button.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rescuing princesses, defeating gym leaders, assassinating historical figures, replenishing health, and reaching the next level.

outside of games, I'm pretty good at making bird noises, folding paper, talking in my sleep, and being a troll.

Things I'm not so good at however include having fewer than 30 tabs open in a web browser, avoiding tripping on wires, and drawing (though it's not gonna stop me).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whatever my T-shirt says. Brown eyes also appear to be a popular observation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy reading, and own quite a few books. I'll admit most of them are Star Wars. I do enjoy many other sci-fi and fantasy series as well. Anything by Douglas Adams is great, and atlas's which are unfortunately lacking in narrative more than make up for it with awesome pictures.

Someone made a movie about something? There's a good chance I'll enjoy it. I like almost all genres. Ever see Canadian Bacon? (Yes, it's also a movie). Seems like the Arrogant worms should have made the soundtrack. I honestly can't think of a favorite movie. Recent awesome movies I've seen in the past few months have included Wreck-it-Ralph, The Hobbit, and Dodgeball.

I follow a few series on TV. Mostly Sci-Fi. Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar...Captain Star... X-files, Lost. I'm currently enjoying Supernatural, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Revolution, Vikings, Continuum, South Park, Futurama, The Clone Wars, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, and Big Bang Theory. In fact my computer is full of terabyte upon terabyte of TV series, movies, but mostly documentaries. I have thousands of documentaries across all different subjects, including some series that have been airing for over 50 years,

I love music. I have wide tastes. To name a few things, Led Zeppellin, Jethro Tull, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Linkin Park, The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, ABBA, Coldplay, Moody Blues, REM, Billy Joel, Elton John, Jimmy Buffett, The Eagles, Infected Mushroom, Daft Punk, Supertramp, Golden Earring, The Police, Simon and Garfunkel, ELO, The Doors. There are thousands of artists who have at least one song I like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, Hydrogen, Carbon, Nitrogen, Phosphorus and Google.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Impossible things. Unlikely events, bizarre scenarios, strange observances, and what the heck just happened?

I like to think about if I traveled back into the past and introduced things like the printing press to the Romans, Or how long I'd last in the middle ages before being executed for heresy. Could I teach the Egyptians how to make plastic so that their pyramids really could last forever?

What if some crazy foreign scientist was cultivating mutated and genetically modified strains of humans to create his own sea and sky empires of fish and bird people.

I'd be a bird person...heck, i'd be the crazy scientist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends watching shows, playing games, and nerding it up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sometimes afraid of doorknobs. They have a tendency of zapping me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You wish to challenge me to a pokemon duel or race in Mario Kart.
-You are curious about string theory, slime molds, or the collapse of Bronze Age civilization
-Or you've made it this far down my profile without being scared off.