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My self-summary
Alright, let's Costanza this. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY)

-I work at Best Buy
-I still live at home
-I don't have a car and I don't drive
-I'm an aspiring stand-up comedian and a smart-ass. My ass is so smart it took Advanced Calculus in high school. (okay, not really...)
-I'm a total nerd. Video games, board games, books, Mac.
-I love getting outside, whether it be for wondering around downtown or walking around the forest.
-I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. You can, but I won't.
-I'm huge into all sorts of music and dancing to all of it. Now, if someone would only take me out dancing somewhere, hmm...
-I consistently and constantly am looking for ways to make sure everyone is happy. I know it's not possible to do such a thing, but I can't help myself.
-I'm only happy when it rains (okay, not really...)
-I'm big into video games and music. I would love to learn to play actual guitar, as I've spent far too much time with a plastic one.
-I once went to Canada.

Still interested? Very cool. Let's chat sometime.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at Best Buy and trying to get work as a stand-up comedian. I also write a little.
I’m really good at
Having an amazing and mostly useless knowledge of pop culture.
The first things people usually notice about me
How approachable I am. I love talking to people and getting to know them. If I could, I'd talk to everyone on the planet and write a whole book about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: "Careless Whisper" by George Michael, Daft Punk, Harvey Danger, Talking Heads, Jonathan Coulton, Hall and Oates, Childish Gambino, Gorillaz, Billy Joel, Jon Lajoie, System Of A Down, Isosine, Third Eye Blind, Bang Camaro, Huey Lewis and The News, Led Zeppelin, Ke$ha, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Genesis, Men At Work, The Lonely Island, Pearl Jam, Flight of the Conchords, Modest Mouse, U2, Quad City DJs, lots of 1980s music and more.

Books: Fight Club, Watchmen, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, American Psycho, The Walking Dead, Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, One Piece, The Disaster Artist, Paddle Your Own Canoe, The Walking Dead

Movies: Wes Anderson, The Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, Watchmen, Dredd, Pulp Fiction, The Avengers, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Evil Dead (original and remake), Fight Club, Dumb and Dumber, There Will Be Blood, Lord of the Rings, American Psycho, In The Mouth of Madness, The Coen Brothers, The Room (Ohh hai Mark!)

TV: Arrested Development, Community, Psych, The Walking Dead, Archer, The Daily Show, Breaking Bad, Cosmos, Rick and Morty, How I Met Your Mother, Colbert Report, The Simpsons, Parks And Recreation, WWE, Avatar, Orange Is The New Black, 30 Rock, Conan

Video Games: Dragon Age, Borderlands, Skyrim, Deadly Premonition, Batman Arkham series, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VII, Mass Effect, Earth Defense Force,

Food: General Tsos Chicken, Lots of Other Food
The six things I could never do without
My friends
Donald Glover
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. Also, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically in, watching TV with a good friend of mine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once went to Canada.
You should message me if
you are a cool person. That's it.