Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty much a happy person. The glass is always half full and I
don't sweat the small stuff. Life is just way too short! Comedy is
huge on my list and I laugh as much as I can; George Carlin is/was
my hero! This is who I was once upon a time until the nightmares
These type of sites can really bring a barrage of confusion,
misguided imagery and insanity to the forefront; they can
definitely confound a person. While those not affected by this type
of meet n greet and are lucky enough to fall off to sleep counting
sheep, I count profiles and pair them up with their mug shots. Ah,
where's a lullaby when you need one!? If you ask me, if you're
going for that type of "photo opp", dress for the occasion and at
least put some spit on that ruffled mane and perhaps a tie on that
ripped, torn and tattered T-shirt. Hey, ya never know who might be
perusing the "Arrests" and boom, just like that, over night, you're
discovered or at the least...busted (pardon the pun)!
Misguided imagery, I'm sure we've all had plenty of that but what
can you make of a person who verbally flaunts his schtick via
phone, saying, "I've Got Something For You!" Eagle Man would be
horrified and I am left wondering if that's your Schnauzer you're
referring to between your legs. Hey, don't blame me for the
confusion...it's either a schtik, a Bic or rhymes with
I guess we've all had experiences that left us wondering," WTF
could I have said!?" Putting your best foot forward could result in
putting your foot in your mouth. However, one never knows what will
turn off a person via a phone conversation or an email for that
matter. A mere,"Hello, didn't I see you recently in one of your
costume changes, Bozo!?", might not get you a response at all. Go
figure! It couldn't be the breath, thank God smell -a -phone hasn't
been invented yet; could it be a laugh or a sign of high EQ? Should
I have dumbed it down or recited the Preamble? Who knows! Could it
be the voice itself? Ah, Could be. I know for me a great voice, a
voice that is smooth and calming that flows from one sentence to
the next usually keeps my attention. If the person on the other end
sounds like Elmer Fudd...we got pwobwems!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, aside from stripping for the blind, a totally charitable act
of kindness I hope you know, I'm stumbling around blindly looking
for my knight in shinning armor!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think I'm really good at understanding the Rules of the
Road....Red means stop, Green means go, and yellow means, apply
mascara, text your BFF, and if a cop is near by.........floor it!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a pretty nice smile...thank you Mr. Dentist!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well, since I've been on this quest to find someone that just might
fit me; I've read all the books on dating, relationships, and how
not to give in and give up and settle for that Turban head
cock-eyed individual that's been sitting on the curb for the past 3
days saying that according to "Genie", he's got 3 wishes to grant
me. Books - I Can't Believe I'm Still Single, The Alchemist,
Tuesday With Morrie, Embraced By the Light, The Traveling Nomad,
When Will Jesus Bring the pork Chops by George Carlin.
Movies - Never Again (produced by Eric Schaffer) you need to see
this one! Dr. Zhivago, Madea
Music - Country, all day. I grew up on Mowtown and I love it as
well but just don't get an opportunity to tune into it that much.
Best song...Misty Blue by Dorothy Moore ( I think that was her
Food - I make a kick arce pizza but I like a variety of foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
starry nights at a bon fire with crickets chirping
my collection of sock puppets
Pantyhose (c'mon, you didn't think I'd give a straight answer)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If Our Time is just as "special" as the free dating sites
If taking the short bus is code for I'm normal and you're not
why do men post pictures of their legs and feet
all those I never responded to but should have with kindness
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...besides answering these frickin' questions! In the summer, I
might be at a concert or a festival
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...the hump on my back is barely visible! ugh! You've got to be
kidding me! I wouldn't reveal anything. It's like those individuals
that say, "C'mon, take a picture of yourself nude, I won't show
anyone! Yeah, right!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a happy person. Your glass is always half full. Your anger
towards anyone in your past has been resolved and you'd rather sing
than cry in your beer!
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.