**Update**: The above paragraph, while mostly true, is meant to be funny as I dont think there's anyone on here who doesn't have a few, good dating "horror" stories. No, I'm not blaming everyone else for my varied dating history and no, I'm not calling all women psychos (at least not out loud)...lighten up!
Lettuce see (Ok, I like bad puns)... I've been called equal parts smart-ass and dork. As I've never heard someone described this way, I take it as a compliment.
I am an unapologetic atheist and skeptic. If you believe in kindness, compassion and equality for all, we will get along fine, gods or no gods.
My sarcasm tends to be dry and if you're anything like me, then you'll understand when I say that phrases like "You know I was joking, right?" and "I was kidding" have become regular parts of my vocabulary. That being said, I also laugh hard at jokes that would make a 5th grader groan and roll their eyes. Oh, and anyone who tells me or suggests I might use sarcasm as some sort of "wall" or "shield" should really get some kind of "life".
I will still ride the back of the grocery cart to my car when the mood strikes me.
I also have my own car, my own apartment and work full-time. I am not looking for someone to take care of me.
I have 8 tattoos and play music part time. I play bass guitar (that's the one with 4 strings). Every once in a while I practice in my apartment for the sole purpose of pissing of my noisy upstairs neighbors. They think stomping on the floor will make me turn it down. They'd be wrong. I just turn it up louder so I can't hear them stomping.
I own 2 cats and spend once a week volunteering at a cat shelter. I also volunteer for the American Red Cross on their Disaster Action Team and I also try to find time to promote Breast Cancer Awareness (walks, fund-raisers, etc).