Lettuce see (Ok, I like bad puns)... I've been called equal parts smart-ass and dork. As I've never heard someone described this way, I take it as a compliment.
I'm an atheist/freethinker/skeptic. I'm open-minded but not so open-minded that my brain falls out. I will defend anyone's right to believe in as many god/goddesses as their conscious dictates insomuch as I have the right to disbelieve them all.
My sarcasm tends to be dry and if you're anything like me, then you'll understand when I say that phrases like "You know I was joking, right?" and "I was kidding" have become regular parts of my vocabulary. That being said, I also laugh hard at jokes that would make a 5th grader groan and roll their eyes. Oh, and anyone who tells me or suggests I might use sarcasm as some sort of "wall" or "shield" should really get some kind of "life".
I will still ride the back of the grocery cart to my car when the mood strikes me.
I also have my own car, my own apartment and work full-time. I am not looking for someone to take care of me.
I have 8 tattoos and play music part time. I play bass guitar (that's the one with 4 strings). Every once in a while I practice in my apartment for the sole purpose of pissing of my noisy upstairs neighbors. They think stomping on the floor will make me turn it down. They'd be wrong. I just turn it up louder so I can't hear them stomping.
I own 2 cats and spend once a week volunteering at a cat shelter. I also volunteer for the American Red Cross on their Disaster Action Team and I also try to find time to promote Breast Cancer Awareness (walks, fund-raisers, etc).