How we should have an international game show about people of
different countries competing in eating contests, with the winner
choosing a patch of land a 100 square miles to nuke into oblivion.
The ratings would be insane. The sales of iGeiger too.
Thats marketing for you people, take something that already exists,
make it thinner, make it youthul, make it fuckable, sell it
overpriced in repugnant barren absurdly white designish streamlined
stores. Wait for people who wear simpsons shirts ironically to
fester on it, above it, under it, near it, in front of it, that's
it: YOU WON THE GAME OF LIFE.
That one conference from David Foster Wallace
(you can skip to the middle).
Bush junior was elected. He was elected. Damn. What the fuck.
Hitler too was elected, but let's be honest, he was one sexy little
psychopathic minx, with that dang cute mustach clearly asking for
Unlike the uncharismatic oister, the most frighteningly accurate
depiction of a really dumb baboon prancing around in a suit to ever
disgrace the surface of the multiverse by its cheer, shameful,
degrading, yuck yuck existence.
How hippies, gypsies, children, old people and animals mauled on
the side of the road, (still faintly twitching from nerve induced
mindfuckery) make me feel better about the slow burgeoning of a
life of failure, bitterness, grudgingly conceded affections, missed
opportunities, already wrinkled young regrets, deepened
misunderstandings, obstructed communication channels, things done
from fear, things done from anger, too few for love or the sake of
human decency, too few for the priceless, the timeless, too few for
what matters in the end (that's coming) and generally uncool
lazyness, aimlessness, sloppyness, neckbeardness, masturbation in
kleenexness, plus a fairly deliberate lack of swag.