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Onechordbassist

24 M Ludwigsburg, Germany

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there. I'm Gregor and I'm a little short for a stormtrooper. I don't like people who 1) do the "Luke, I am your father" joke 2) without irony say any of the following: "missing link", "preservation of the species", "goal of evolution" or anything else implying finalism in nature 3) are patriots.

What I do like is the sheer weirdness of everything and people who are curious of their surroundings and also a little arrogance at the right time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Gregor, erzähl doch mal was von deinem Hobby!"

"Ja, okay, wenn du meinst... Also frühe Synapsiden sind ja anatomisch den Diapsiden noch relativ ähnlich; d.h. eine relativ kleine Schläfenöffnung (aber nur eine im Vgl zu 2 bei den Diapsiden) mit klar definierter hinterer und oberer Wand, ein eher kurzer Hirnschädel und im Gesichtsschädel eine konvexe Nasenrückenlinie. Außerdem größtenteils Homodontie. Die Therapsiden und damit auch die Säugetiere haben eine große Schläfenöffnung, die nur noch durch die Joch- und Schläfenbeine gebildet wird und daher nach oben und hinten geöffnet ist. Eher langer bzw generell geräumiger Hirnschädel. Nasenrückenlinie tendenziell geradlinig bzw konkav bzw nur leicht konvex. Tendenz zur Bildung einer abgesetzten Nase aus Weichteilgewebe, bei Säugetieren dann voll ausgeprägt. Deutlich präsente Heterodontie."

(English coming soon.)

I also played the bass in hexen stehen immer zwischen birken. once.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Explaining evolutionary biology on an easy but comprehensive level. Not that anybody wanted to listen.

Also, running around with my bass in front of the stage when I'm playing gigs with my bands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might be a little weird and I have a few unusual berserk buttons which might pose some difficulties.

I wear a women's leather jacket cause it makes me look fanservice. Or so I think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books.
Fiction: Kafka. Catch 22. Douglas Adams. Helge Schneider. Some Sci-Fi.
Non-Fiction: Evolutionary Biology. SETI. Paleontology. Astronomy. Politics. Marx. Martin Büsser.

Movies.
Star Wars. Monty Python movies. Helge Schneider movies. Arthouse stuff.

Shows.
M*A*S*H 4077. Star Trek. South Park. The Simpsons. HIMYM. TBBT. Monty Python's Flying Circus. Parks&Recreation. Community.

Music.
Might annoy you. Mostly noisy, slow and rather heavy stuff. Genres vary; mostly Doom Metal, Post Punk, Screamo (not the kind running on Kerrang!) and Rap. Some Progressive Rock. Some Techno. Some Alternative Rock and from time to time I enjoy myself a little nouvelle musique.

Food.
I think I'll try everything at least once but I am a little picky. I'm not a vegetarian but I avoid meat as possible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Left hand, right hand, left leg, right leg, brain and sensory organs.

And TVtropes. I even started to learn Tropese once.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Evolutionary biology and the development of certain phyla over time. Communism. I don't know what a soul is and I can't figure it out myself.

When I acually can concentrate on movies and don't fall asleep after an hour I try to apply what I've learnt on TVtropes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging around at shows and a little drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know you can message me huh?

Not really private but I didn't know how to properly open a bag of chips until I was 19 or so.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can handle a 24yo man-child with terribly awkward social behaviour.

Oh yeah and please message me because I'm an insecure creep who is too shy to start a conversation himself.

Also if you liked my profile as I'm not on A-List.