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OniUzumaki

32 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Loosing my mind with style.
I'm on here really just to meet more people and would like to make more local or city friends. I know most people on here never respond so i rarely try to contact anyone but all the same I have a profile for the chance people may be of the same mind set as I. Anyway I'm looking for more friends to hang out with in more or less my immediate area. I get along with girls better than guys since that's what i grew up with and alot of guys just tend to be assholes that obsess over sports or getting laid.
I suppose I made the profile on here because since moving here from Chicago its been hard to meet people locally who are cool and are not flakes. Most of my friends live out by the city and don't like to go out much In the week or just simply have opposite sleep routines to mine, I sleep odd hours... i work one of my jobs grave shift(a club off Folsom in SF) so its been a bit lame as for a social life outside of that. Anyway i have a vary eclectic mix of friends and despite my appearance i tend to make friends anyplace i go. If you feel like talking let me know.

Im not into the casual hook up thing just so that's clear,but If you want someone to talk to and make a really random, eccentric friend with just as many randomly epic things to do you clicked the right profile.
What I’m doing with my life
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Im an artist and a Licenced cosmetologist( yes hair and whatnot). I'm getting back into doing Makup for fashion shoots.
I am big on weapons and martial arts amongst other things,just so that's known. I like meandering the forest alot or wherever things may take me in nature.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, Arts of any sort, Hair and Nails other things that escape me at the moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Depends on if have my +2 shirt of invisibility on since it stands out quite a bit, I know that's counter to invisibility. If Im not I'd say seriously? You tell me? I'm tallish?and usual appearance.My voice is usually monotone. I suppose that combined with my really mellow demeanor and way I tend to choose my words has gained me friends from potential enemies and a certain degree of other success in life. ....oh ya my hat I have on at times(u.s. cavalry)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love classic films,silent films foreign film i collect a lot of movies that are a bit harder to find or simply move me.
Faust
Cabinet of Dr Caligari
Nasferatu
Werner Herzog films
The General
Akira Karosowa films
Rubber
American Psycho
Dead Alive
Revenant
Titus
Dead Man
Metropolis
Video Drome
Old Boy
I can list forever....
I tend to watch random shows.
Hell on Wheals
Walking Dead
Lost girl
Grimm
Being Human
Revolution
Game of Thrones
When adult swim doesn't suck sometimes, also as background i have a habit of putting on encore westerns.

I read but rarely anymore but i own a great many books of poetry and philosophy. William Blake, Poe, mostly the troubled poets the dark yet moving works of Shakespeare.

I listen to a variety of music from Classical to Death metal. I lean more toward the Goth,Industrial , Punker scene of the 80's. Most modern music doesn't seam to convey the emotion intensity that feel it should, so i don't listen to really anything you would hear on the radio.

FOOD .Id say i cook most the time im big on Asian foods but mostly am a fan of grilling as of late. I can be picky but if its good ill eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The usual?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future ,some stability and permanence in my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to the City to Cat Club or DNA Lounge. If i don't want to go out for some reason I spend time hanging out with friends usually a movie night quiet and simple or go explore and make new friends on my travels.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There is an idea of a Jarrett Cater, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. Although I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand a feel flesh gripping yours, and even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

I adapt others quotes because I find that at times own words lacking and others have already phrased the same thought.why not use it...
You should message me if
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"Don't mock me, my friend. It's a condition of "mental divergence". I find myself on another planet, Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though it's a totally convincing reality in every way...I can feel, breathe, hear...nevertheless, Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?"

Or....You think you can relate in a way to me, or simply need a friend to talk to.

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